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jonacon

  1. Wanna thank the brave members of the national guard who helped me destroy the robot of myself I created in order to "party 2x as hard". 23 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Think I just memorial day bbq'd, does it involve eating a bird's egg you found and washing it down with a little toothpaste? 35 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @GentleMarisa sno cone stop in front of the homeland on Lindsey. Also another place in front of the Walmart on the east side. 44 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to GentleMarisa
  4. Sext: My mouth tastes like death. Our kisses are ash and bones in a tomb of regrets. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  5. The thing where you let out the neighbor cat early after making it sleep in your room mumbling "only cat god can judge me now". about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. Sext: I'm eating a salad that has been in my family for generations. The flies are a body tarp, or the perfect outfit for summer. 10:14 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Wait I made typos to that. 9:22 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  8. How can you not pretend a bar is not a gay at when it's called the MAN CAVE. 9:21 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @christaemay A COUPLA OL crotch blasters! That's us! 1:56 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to christaemay
  10. If someone had guessed I'd be spending my afternoon repairing the crotch on my summer cut offs they'd be 100% right. 1:10 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
  11. @JoshuaMac22 Ooh thank you! I will schedule my thunderings accordingly! 11:12 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JoshuaMac22
  12. When is the next round of Thunder playoffs? I appreciate any excuse to drink during the week that isn't just because I'm unemployed. 7:55 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @beckycarman collision FOREVER 8:30 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  14. @beckycarman Are they all wearing beige tones cuz they're in the laker's butts? 8:06 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to beckycarman
  15. @MollyJolene thems that make you focus on fears, regrets and shortcomings? (jk it's totally the cheesy gordita crunch that does that) 2:29 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MollyJolene
  16. Can't tell if my heart is broken, or just all that Taco Bell I ate tonight. 2:14 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  17. @DeluxeOK most I know moving away are leased up until the end of July 11:44 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DeluxeOK
  18. Saddest thing I could think for the last 45 min was what if a drunk driver hit me while bicycling and the sad song from La Bamba played? 11:19 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @natashavc oh wow, the part where they hit the drive thru after cps takes the baby?? DO Y'ALL HAVE FIESTAS? 10:26 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to natashavc