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  1. Another day at home, ministering to my sick child. Well, not exactly ministering, more making sure he's got the TV remote within reach...
  2. #middleclassreggae Pass The Duchy of Cornwall shortbread
  3. 2nd cup of tea or 1st cup of coffee? Toast or cereal?
  4. I'm all websited out.
  5. Favourite song lyric: "You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. After you do, he'll never phone ya."
  6. I wish I knew the rules for tipping when I get my nails done. If they didn't charge in round numbers, I could tell them to keep the change!
  7. @chillychelen Ha, ha! When the checkout lady got something wrong with my shopping, it made me very happy to make her wait even more! ;o)
  8. I was barged by a woman in Tesco, who then tried to engage me in bitching about slow service. I told her to be patient. #morallysuperior
  9. @chillychelen What have you won? Is it the 'my Saturday afternoon actually sounds like heaven' award?
  10. I've woken up feeling perturbed because of a dream I can't remember. I hate that!
  11. @MrBinks Your 'energy drink with headache' is as bad as my 'curry with heartburn'...
  12. Why have the Nolan Sisters got the Village People as their backing dancers?
  13. I've already donated to Children in Need, so I don't have to watch it, right? Though, if I miss any TV gold, I'll be kicking myself...
  14. I have heartburn and I've just ordered a curry. Stoopid!
  15. @Jessicat Have a lovely day!
  16. @Jessicat Mmmm... :o)
  17. @onlydanno You should get your donkey to take some of the burden...
  18. It's good to see the children playing nicely - sharing and helping each other. Just don't ask *what* they're playing...
  19. I'm looking forward to a sneaky little Friday lie-in. Nighty night.
  20. Wow! Shirley's still got it, hasn't she?