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  1. To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. ~ Horace
  2. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress-John Adams
  3. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain
  4. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.. -- Mark Twain
  5. A nation trying to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket trying to lift himself up by the handle-Winston Churchill
  6. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw
  7. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers
  8. The art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other-Voltaire 1764
  9. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain (1866)
  10. The result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher 1820-1903
  11. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain
  12. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. -- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
  13. There is no distinctly native American criminal class... save Congress. -- Mark Twain
  14. A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user - Theodore Roosevelt
  15. The first requisite of a good citizen in this Republic is that he shall be able and willing to pull his own weight-Theodore Roosevelt
  16. In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans. - Theodore Roosevelt
  17. Meaning by character not only such qualities as honesty and truthfulness, but courage, perseverance and self-reliance - Theodore Roosevelt
  18. Character is far more important than intellect in making a man a good citizen or successful at his calling - Theodore Roosevelt
  19. There is not in all America a more dangerous trait than deification of smartness unaccompanied by any moral responsibility - T Roosevelt
  20. The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. Benjamin Franklin