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  1. Beer: Nature's laxative. #joke about 7 hours ago from web
  2. Does that screwdriver belong to Philip? #joke about 9 hours ago from TwitBin
  3. Horton actually heard the Who, but Dr. Suess was afraid that his sales would slip if parents thought he condoned rock music. #joke about 9 hours ago from Friendbar
  4. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. #joke about 13 hours ago from web
  5. The problem with getting a life is making the payments. #joke about 16 hours ago from TwitBin
  6. If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative. #joke about 19 hours ago from TwitBin
  7. Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse. #joke about 21 hours ago from TwitBin
  8. I hate graffiti. In fact, I hate all Italian food. #joke 1:43 PM Dec 13th from TwitBin
  9. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. #joke 1:04 PM Dec 13th from TwitBin
  10. Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant. #joke 9:43 AM Dec 13th from Friendbar
  11. Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans. #joke 9:43 PM Dec 12th from web
  12. Sex alone is not enough to build a relationship, but with two people... #joke 7:43 PM Dec 12th from Friendbar
  13. Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control! #joke 5:17 AM Dec 12th from Friendbar
  14. Support Cannibalism -- Eat Me! #joke 2:17 AM Dec 12th from TwitBin
  15. I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar! #joke 12:33 AM Dec 12th from TwitBin
  16. An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. #joke 1:56 PM Dec 11th from web
  17. C:> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. #joke 11:17 AM Dec 11th from web
  18. Obviously you are unable to assimilate my stimulating concepts into your blighted and retarded world view. #joke 6:43 AM Dec 11th from Friendbar
  19. Why do they report power outages on TV? #joke 9:56 PM Dec 10th from Friendbar
  20. Backups? We don' NEED no steenking backups. #joke 9:43 PM Dec 10th from web