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  1. Nobody puts one over on Fred C. Dobbs.
  2. LET'S GET AVATARDED
  3. This shit again. http://flic.kr/p/7oAdpn
  4. RT @emerose: Those fancy Predator drones we've all heard so much about? Unencrypted video feeds. And the insurgents are tapping in: htt ...
  5. Current status: http://i.imgur.com/r8Tqw.jpg
  6. RT @jasonpermenter: The best part about this calorie-restricted diet is that I'm not on it.
  7. "You just get more and more handsome, Jay." "You too, Grandma." "Oh, shit on that."
  8. @edcasey A gin bloody buddy?
  9. @dutchashell IT'S HOW I WAS RAISED, MA'AM.
  10. Oh, for shame. I apparently need two spatulas to flip an egg.
  11. RT @highindustrial: Think about it: Sharon Stone was to Total Recall what Macaulay Culkin was to Uncle Buck. I'll give you a moment to l ...
  12. Waiting for this Red Bull to reach room temperature.
  13. Apparently I've memorized the detailed specifications of a hot dog cart that's for sale in Portland. I read about it four days ago. What?
  14. I accidentally got bathroom stall door on my face. Fucking ow, you guys.
  15. Asked my grandmother to translate the Italian she's been muttering: "Don't fuck with me right now, my mind is full of penises."
  16. I just handed my grandmother a strand of pasta while she was sitting on the toilet. How's YOUR Friday going?
  17. RT @putthison: J. Crew catalog models are capable of schizophrenic homeless guy levels of garment layering.
  18. CYBORG JACK PALANCE
  19. Did I mention that we spent Thanksgiving weekend in the HOSPITAL? Did I tell you about the FREE FACE MASKS? http://flic.kr/p/7jEGsU
  20. @SarahM PICS!