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  1. Nobody puts one over on Fred C. Dobbs. 10:14 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  2. LET'S GET AVATARDED 7:05 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  3. This shit again. http://flic.kr/p/7oAdpn 9:15 PM Dec 17th from Birdfeed
  4. RT @emerose: Those fancy Predator drones we've all heard so much about? Unencrypted video feeds. And the insurgents are tapping in: htt ... 11:17 PM Dec 16th from API
  5. Current status: http://i.imgur.com/r8Tqw.jpg 2:28 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  6. RT @jasonpermenter: The best part about this calorie-restricted diet is that I'm not on it. 1:43 PM Dec 16th from web
  7. "You just get more and more handsome, Jay." "You too, Grandma." "Oh, shit on that." 10:07 PM Dec 13th from Birdhouse
  8. @edcasey A gin bloody buddy? 2:52 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie in reply to edcasey
  9. @dutchashell IT'S HOW I WAS RAISED, MA'AM. 10:47 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie in reply to dutchashell
  10. Oh, for shame. I apparently need two spatulas to flip an egg. 10:36 AM Dec 11th from Tweetie
  11. RT @highindustrial: Think about it: Sharon Stone was to Total Recall what Macaulay Culkin was to Uncle Buck. I'll give you a moment to l ... 8:57 AM Dec 11th from API
  12. Waiting for this Red Bull to reach room temperature. 1:58 PM Dec 7th from Tweetie
  13. Apparently I've memorized the detailed specifications of a hot dog cart that's for sale in Portland. I read about it four days ago. What? 3:47 PM Dec 6th from Birdhouse
  14. I accidentally got bathroom stall door on my face. Fucking ow, you guys. 12:43 PM Dec 5th from Birdhouse
  15. Asked my grandmother to translate the Italian she's been muttering: "Don't fuck with me right now, my mind is full of penises." 11:50 AM Dec 5th from Birdhouse
  16. I just handed my grandmother a strand of pasta while she was sitting on the toilet. How's YOUR Friday going? 7:30 PM Dec 4th from Birdhouse
  17. RT @putthison: J. Crew catalog models are capable of schizophrenic homeless guy levels of garment layering. 8:19 AM Dec 4th from API
  18. CYBORG JACK PALANCE 8:31 PM Dec 3rd from Tweetie
  19. Did I mention that we spent Thanksgiving weekend in the HOSPITAL? Did I tell you about the FREE FACE MASKS? http://flic.kr/p/7jEGsU 8:15 PM Nov 30th from Flickr
  20. @SarahM PICS! 12:00 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie in reply to SarahM
  • Name Jay Laney
  • Location San Francisco, CA
  • Web http://www.godtol...
  • Bio Making manic savoir-faire seem almost effortless.
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