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  1. Immerse yourself in love. http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  2. @bagelofdeath as your attorney I advise you to see a dentist asap. Because then they will give you vicoden after taking out that nasty tooth
  3. "Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end." Jerry Seinfeld
  4. @blackstarz96 You too.
  5. RT: @blackstarz96 I am thankful for what I have been given, what has been taken away, and what I have left.
  6. "You rascals, you woolly-footed and wool-pated truants! A fine hunt you have led us!" Gimli son of Gloin
  7. I want to get one of those contraptions that I see on TV that hang you upside down. Because that can't possibly be a scam.
  8. @Scream13 ha! Good one.
  9. Colin Powell looks marvelous! http://blogs.dallasobserver...
  10. Some may say that I'm emotionally retarded. I'm really trying to change that.
  11. Gonzaga out of UFC 108 with a staph infection. I'm getting real sick of diseases fucking up MMA.
  12. @lloydmoore No, you're clever.
  13. TUF is an hour earlier than normal tonight. I'm glad I checked because I assumed that the second hour would go late.
  14. Because I was drunk one night. http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  15. I think I'd look good in a cape.
  16. @blackstarz96 I thought you were better than that.
  17. The ultimate failure in life is not to hold those you hold dear close.
  18. @blackstarz96 Why SLC?
  19. @blackstarz96 Are you moving there?
  20. All the pretty pieces fall in line. The mystic muse strikes again.