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  1. http://twitpic.com/3w9t4 - Cartoon!
  2. Q: What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A: An appalling perversion of nature. Thanks again, Monsanto.
  3. Q: What is a tree's favorite drink? A: Groundwater that is not contaminated by arsenic, hexacyanoferrate, or chlorinated ethenes.
  4. http://twitpic.com/33pje - Cartoon!
  5. http://twitpic.com/308zt - Cartoon!
  6. http://twitpic.com/2x0i9 - Cartoon!
  7. Q: How many Chinamen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Would you mind using more culturally sensitive terminology?
  8. http://twitpic.com/2pzld - Cartoon!
  9. Q:What do a dog & a nearsighted gynecologist have in common? A:Both are largely unaffected by the economic downturn devastating US families.
  10. http://twitpic.com/2ojho - Cartoon!
  11. http://twitpic.com/2njjt - Cartoon!
  12. Q: What do you get if you cross a hen with an alarm clock? A: Genetic modification made possible by the corporate hijacking of family farms.
  13. http://twitpic.com/2luwf - Foto Funnie!
  14. http://twitpic.com/2hysr - Cartoon!
  15. Some jumper cables walk into a bar. The barman says, "You can come in but you better not start anything!" There is an uncomfortable silence.
  16. http://twitpic.com/2gzez - Cartoon!
  17. You Might Be a Redneck If...You are a Southern or Appalachian working-class person of rural extraction.
  18. Patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." Doctor says, "Then don't do that. Just kidding. You have lymphatic cancer."
  19. Yo momma so old, she will likely die of a treatable condition before any meaningful health care reform is enacted.
  20. Yo momma so dumb, she failed to take advantage of job training and assistance programs before they were slashed by the Bush administration.