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@doompony there's a fire... in my PANTS1 minute ago from web in reply to doompony
@dubh you're welcome, thanks for sitting with me on the dream bus16 minutes ago from web in reply to dubh
@wandaharland I want a baby!26 minutes ago from web in reply to wandaharland
Yum, this wine is so very tasty, it's a shame they were so grumpy when I bought it off them26 minutes ago from web
@wandaharland i'm defrosting dhal, come over!about 1 hour ago from web in reply to wandaharland
Right, a Haythornthwaite gewürztraminer it is, thanks @wandaharland. Who needs a life when you have a wine cellar, after all?about 1 hour ago from web
@wandaharland ooh! I think I'll open something from my cellar. I will pop it in the freezer. What should I drink?about 1 hour ago from web in reply to wandaharland
I'm so very very bored. Lacking social stimulation. Feeling like Osama Bin Laden or some other hermit. Bleh.about 1 hour ago from web
@wandaharland you should sew all your children outfits so they can be your monkey butlers. That's what I'd do if I had kids...about 1 hour ago from web in reply to wandaharland
@ehjc baby powder is much softer than that girl powder the spice girls were trying to flog off!about 2 hours ago from web in reply to ehjc
@ehjc that's what baby powder is for. That and to use up old babies.about 2 hours ago from web in reply to ehjc
@sitharus my wrist strength should be spent on working on Hubris and wanking, not on having to spend hours vacuuming the couchesabout 2 hours ago from web in reply to sitharus
@sitharus grrrrrrrrrrrrabout 2 hours ago from web in reply to sitharus
@ehjc also my most favourite of them all is 'Soft Shoulder'about 2 hours ago from web in reply to ehjc
@ehjc is that because you wear leather bras and rubber shorts?about 2 hours ago from web in reply to ehjc
New rule: no one is ever allowed to wear feather boas in my house again.about 2 hours ago from web
@MeganWegan it's SO BEAUTIFUL, right? My face hurts now from smiling and laughing and crying all at onceabout 2 hours ago from web in reply to MeganWegan
This squealing fan video has made me cry with its awesomeness http://is.gd/1FRTu I am officially in love with Daniel Radcliffe.about 3 hours ago from web
You'll all be fascinated to know that I did in fact make an omelet and it was delicious. Possibly because I used about as much butter as eggabout 3 hours ago from web
I'm thinking about making an omelet. But I don't like eggs. I'm disturbed.about 3 hours ago from web