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  1. WTF? What happened with Obama's pitch? FOX SUX chodes!
  2. HD does not like Sheryl Crow. Cougar lookin rough!
  3. I just bet a Hundo on Obama throwing a strike from the rubber. I wish they had K-Zone, I predict a nasty curveball.
  4. Attention Latinos who speak Spanish around white people! They teach Spanish in every HS in America, we know what you're saying about us!
  5. In Kansas city for a funeral. It's hotter than hell. Supersuck day all around. F this S in the A.
  6. LAX = SUX
  7. I'm gonna take a nap, wake me up when everyone remembers Michael Jackson was a pill-popping weirdo with a thing for young boys.
  8. @Alyssa_Milano MLB player from the past you would've been most likely to date... Nolan Ryan or George Brett?
  9. @Alyssa_Milano tell us one thing we don't know about Tony danza
  10. This whole Steve McNair murder business would never have happened if the Oilers stayed in Houston. I'm just saying. #mcnair
  11. My paternity leave is over! I need some stand-up bookings ASA-fuckin-P!
  12. Lenny Dykstra, AKA Retarded Bernie Madoff, declared bankruptcy. Anyone stupid enough to invest with Nails didn't deserve money in 1st place
  13. @drunkstepfather my favorite filthy tweeter. Are you hiring BTW? Ha!
  14. Have to go to KC,MO for a funeral. Chances of me punching my brother-in-law... 90%
  15. Just got a burrito from the taco truck across the street. Very impressed. Kitchen rated A, Burrito is rated ODELAY!!
  16. Someone should check if Mrs. McNair has "Smell Yo Dick" on her iPod. I'm just saying...
  17. Congrats Joey Chestnut on winning the hot dog eating championship. Tomorrow he will win the enormous dump taking championship.
  18. Happy Cuatro de Julio! To celebrate, tell someone English to go fuk themselves.
  19. @georgelopez you should endorse a putter and make the funniest commercials ever.
  20. Cont. "mi nombre Ramon, mi gusta jamon, Speedy Gonzalez is a pinche raton!"