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RT @bobbyleelive: A lot to be thankful for. I'm thankful for straight pubes. Thankful that I have a commercial agent. Um...that's it.about 13 hours agofrom Tweetie
Con men gardeners in my neighborhood have been spreading cheap raw shit as fertilizer. Stinks like dead rape, hope we don't catch plague!about 13 hours agofrom Tweetie
Leaving Los Angeles on T-giving morning. Holy crap I have a ton to do before I go! Free cat and futon in my alley if you're interested.11:59 PM Nov 24thfrom Tweetie
I am freaking smooth the fuck out! Movers get here at 8am, still packing and almost out of boxes! I M FUCT7:09 PM Nov 22ndfrom Tweetie
Same thing on stage too. Applause break = fart/burp RT @JonnyFisch: Watching comedy. Hard to fart when someone is not getting big laughs #fb9:38 PM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie