johnwessling
- WTF? What happened with Obama's pitch? FOX SUX chodes!about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
- HD does not like Sheryl Crow. Cougar lookin rough!about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
- I just bet a Hundo on Obama throwing a strike from the rubber. I wish they had K-Zone, I predict a nasty curveball.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
- Attention Latinos who speak Spanish around white people! They teach Spanish in every HS in America, we know what you're saying about us!12:28 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- In Kansas city for a funeral. It's hotter than hell. Supersuck day all around. F this S in the A.12:24 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- LAX = SUX4:24 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- I'm gonna take a nap, wake me up when everyone remembers Michael Jackson was a pill-popping weirdo with a thing for young boys.2:23 PM Jul 9th from web
- @Alyssa_Milano MLB player from the past you would've been most likely to date... Nolan Ryan or George Brett?7:39 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to Alyssa_Milano
- @Alyssa_Milano tell us one thing we don't know about Tony danza7:33 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to Alyssa_Milano
- This whole Steve McNair murder business would never have happened if the Oilers stayed in Houston. I'm just saying. #mcnair7:25 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- My paternity leave is over! I need some stand-up bookings ASA-fuckin-P!2:00 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- Lenny Dykstra, AKA Retarded Bernie Madoff, declared bankruptcy. Anyone stupid enough to invest with Nails didn't deserve money in 1st place1:48 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- @drunkstepfather my favorite filthy tweeter. Are you hiring BTW? Ha!9:25 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie in reply to drunkstepfather
- Have to go to KC,MO for a funeral. Chances of me punching my brother-in-law... 90%9:19 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- Just got a burrito from the taco truck across the street. Very impressed. Kitchen rated A, Burrito is rated ODELAY!!2:45 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- Someone should check if Mrs. McNair has "Smell Yo Dick" on her iPod. I'm just saying...11:48 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- Congrats Joey Chestnut on winning the hot dog eating championship. Tomorrow he will win the enormous dump taking championship.11:12 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- Happy Cuatro de Julio! To celebrate, tell someone English to go fuk themselves.11:04 AM Jul 4th from Tweetie
- @georgelopez you should endorse a putter and make the funniest commercials ever.2:13 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- Cont. "mi nombre Ramon, mi gusta jamon, Speedy Gonzalez is a pinche raton!"12:51 PM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
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- Name johnwessling
- Location Los Angeles California
- Web http://www.jockan...
- Bio writer, comedian, father and weirdo. i live in CA, it is nice. http://www.jockandballs.com
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