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  1. RT @Jim_Hamilton: I was asked by @dannykauf how I know @sarahksilverman. I told him, "Because she's nice enough to pretend to remember me." about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. RT @bobbyleelive: A lot to be thankful for. I'm thankful for straight pubes. Thankful that I have a commercial agent. Um...that's it. about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. Con men gardeners in my neighborhood have been spreading cheap raw shit as fertilizer. Stinks like dead rape, hope we don't catch plague! about 13 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Congrats Joey Diaz, WOW!!! @eddiebravo: Joey Karate tying the knot!!! Congratulations Joey on finding the one! :-) http://twitpic.com/qxkgv about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. Tried to #twooping earlier but my phone had 0 bars...the toilet, however, now has 5. about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Tweet of the day... And true. RT @Sam_Strange: I fear Jason statham is a robot invented by feminists to make fun of us. about 15 hours ago from Tweetie
  7. @rainnwilson moving to Houston, gonna miss delivering food to you and the Mrs... Don't let the Haters get you down, I like the weird sh1t! about 20 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to rainnwilson
  8. Interviewing Texans QB Matt Schaub for http://torotimes.com next Tuesday. Anything you guys want me to ask him? about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  9. @AdrianneCurry did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? about 22 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to AdrianneCurry
  10. Leaving Los Angeles on T-giving morning. Holy crap I have a ton to do before I go! Free cat and futon in my alley if you're interested. 11:59 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  11. @georgelopez the show looks great, you are doing a great job. Keep on kicking butt! 11:56 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  12. This game is awesome! What a perfect matchup for my crazy week. Go TEXANS!!! 8:02 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  13. @AaronStrout take the comedy defensive driving! 6:55 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to AaronStrout
  14. Movers left. My home is empty-ish. I miss my ladies. 6:27 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  15. I received 0.0 fantasy points for this. RT @TicketRadio: http://twitpic.com/qmhng - Devin Hester moons the world 2:25 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  16. Some mushrooms are growing in the fertilized yard of my apt building...hmmmm http://yfrog.com/37ih9ij 8:41 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  17. Welcome to my world right now... http://yfrog.com/37izij 4:24 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  18. #twooping in the midst of packing up my apartment. Last in a box is the TP and the plunger! 11:19 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  19. I am freaking smooth the fuck out! Movers get here at 8am, still packing and almost out of boxes! I M FUCT 7:09 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  20. Same thing on stage too. Applause break = fart/burp RT @JonnyFisch: Watching comedy. Hard to fart when someone is not getting big laughs #fb 9:38 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  • Name johnwessling
  • Location Los Angeles California
  • Web http://rippedfoul...
  • Bio writer, comedian, father and weirdo. i currently live in CA, it is nice.
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