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johannes_mono
"My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." (Errol Flynn)
about 19 hours ago
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melissagira
You can't pay me enough to fake an orgasm. But not getting paid to be an activist means I just had to fake Inbox Zero.
02:58 PM July 04, 2008
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warrenellis
12 people reply with exactly the same thing:"No, we're going to blow shit up!" Ah, Americans, the world's little helpers. With explosives.
01:21 AM July 04, 2008
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angryrock
@johntunger Angryrock thinks more kids should listen to Black Flag!
05:45 PM July 03, 2008
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chartreuseb
the media is the mess.
01:02 PM July 03, 2008
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sarahdopp
I just got a handcut paper snowflake in the mail. Note says, "Unfold and Enjoy." No signature. Dear Mystery Cutter, THANK YOU. Love, Sarah
06:36 PM July 02, 2008
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sfslim
Strange. I seem to gain more followers when I don't twitter for a week than when I do. Is silence the new content? How very Zen.
07:29 PM July 01, 2008
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copyblogger
"Anyone who thinks the sky is the limit has limited imagination." ~unknown
09:29 AM July 01, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
I don't care if we have unplanned houseguests from France. I'm watching porn in the living room. If you want movies with plot go to a hotel.
09:02 PM June 30, 2008
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matthewbaldwin
Clerk at store: "Do you want to help us fight prostate cancer?" Me: "I'm gonna need to know how before I commit."
05:06 PM June 27, 2008
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lixoarte
@johntunger hey, you were picked up by @twitties for typepadhacks
12:27 PM June 27, 2008
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pearsonified
Oh, no wait... That's just the couple next door having rough sex.
09:31 PM June 25, 2008
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pearsonified
The coyotes have been noisy as hell these last 3 nights. Howling bloody murder just up the hill from my crib.
09:31 PM June 25, 2008
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lixoarte
Writing strange notes for tomorrow, contemplating Benadryl dreams I had on the couch.
04:41 AM June 24, 2008
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MarcieVargas
@johntunger No live editing my tweets!
09:50 PM June 23, 2008
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MarcieVargas
@johntunger just said to me "don't encourage my webcockiness"
09:50 PM June 23, 2008
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tunie
@MarcieVargas Whoa, I just saw your bf's flame-rim firepit in Craft mag! Way to go!
08:06 PM June 23, 2008
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wilburly
I really enjoy clicking the Favrd 'Leaderboard' text. Reminds me of that time I tried to tongue a cardboard girl at the beer store.
07:07 PM June 23, 2008
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ironicsans
Hey, Twitter. I'm going to the grocery store. Anybody need anything?
06:11 PM June 23, 2008
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copyblogger
In producers, loafing is productive; and no creator, of whatever magnitude, has ever been able to skip that stage. ~Jacques Barzun
11:40 AM June 23, 2008
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