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  1. What are my Monets doing in my Matisse closet? Good help is so hard to find...
  2. Why aren't there more 'exotic dancers' named Esther, Mabel or Martha? (just wondering..)
  3. Sneezing cashier @ the grocery store. Luckily, I was wearing my Purell suit. My groceries, however, will have to be boiled first.
  4. I just generated a #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: time, phils, game - http://w33.us/41s9
  5. Allen Iverson is retiring. Oh, and the 3,000 Iverson Grizzlies shirts they printed? They've been sent to Tanzania. Stay global, Allen!
  6. Looking for a nice movie to watch @ Thanksgiving. That 'Drag Me to Hell' looks like some nice family fare.
  7. Oh, hooray, the Eagles have finally managed a Touchdown.
  8. Favorite Bourdain quote: "Who do I like better: Rachel Ray or Sandra Lee? That's like asking me to choose between Herpes and Syphilis".
  9. RT @RayEmerySMASH: RAY EMERY VERY GOOD AT SMASH SENATORS BUT RAY EMERY NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THEY SENATORS- THEY NOT ELECTED
  10. Radio promo for ESPN: 'Kobe's Lakers take on Carmello's Nuggets'. Zing!
  11. Breaking News: Water found on the Moon. In other important news, we're having Pizza tonight.
  12. I've got a thing for Jennifer Carroll. #topchef
  13. Obligatory Art Museum shot and Rocky reference on the Eagles broadcast. Editors now cueing up Cheese Steak closeups. Yawn.
  14. Myers won't be back with the Phillies. And tonight, another hooker cowers in fear.
  15. Hey Joe Buck! Why the long face?
  16. RT @mkramer: Q: How is Cole Hamels different than SEPTA A: Cole stopped working well before 3AM. // <snorting laugh>
  17. Can't wait for Percy St. BBQ to open. Great article in Philly Mag on their trip to Texas in search of *real* BBQ. I want to go to there.
  18. Heh, watching hipsters comment on sports is as funny as me commenting on (insert new trendy karaoke pbr cupcake thing here).
  19. See you Wednesday in Da Bronx. Way to go, boys.
  20. Save some for game six, boys.