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  1. Oof... could it be a White Christmas this year? Certainly all the initial signs are there. Ken is hopping around in delight!
  2. I've just been Christmas shopping with my wife Mary to advise her which 'File & Rasp' set would be suitable for me. Hoh! Exciting
  3. oof, sorry followers, just accidentally leaned on the keys...
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  5. Oof, Ken's quite right followers I omitted the 'no returns' clause, so he was quite entitled to do that...
  6. @kenworthingtn Pinch punch first day of the month, Ken.
  7. Message to followers in York: Pop down to 'City Screen' tonight to see my new film!
  8. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: followers, mary, kens - http://w33.us/242i
  9. RT @kenatwinta: Loads more Southern Softies dates - http://bit.ly/1znCLU - and John is on Loose Ends on Saturday! See you on tour! Kenny x
  10. I was just about to polish the children's shoes for the morning, when Mary pointed out that they both wear sneakers nowadays
  11. The wheel of Sheffield ought to be called 'The Wheel Of Steel' in my view...
  12. Handy hint: Apply shoe polish to the hidden surfaces of the upper using an old toothbrush... But check your wife has finished with it first
  13. @RobinCooperEsq Hello Robin, welcome. How is this possible? I thought you were just a made-up character... Something's not quite right...
  14. So says Shuttleworth: splendid Sunday supper, sofa sitting and slippers. Super.
  15. Afternoon followers, if your tea has gone down sufficiently why not have a look at the Southern Softies trailer? http://bit.ly/49kFaV
  16. My stomach is rumbling, must be nearly time for lunch. Mary is at Joan's so I'm going to heat up some left-over macaroni cheese
  17. Oof! Ken has parked in front of our drive and blocked me in, without my prior agreement. I'm hopping mad.
  18. Have you tried a 'smoothie' yet followers? They've got a lovely velvety texture, and quite viscous. Pricey, but well worth it.
  19. Kirsty is staying safely indoors tonight, I advise you are all extra vigilant towards your pets too, until the festivities subside
  20. RT @yokoono "Evil: Feed not and it will self-destruct. Shed light and it will cease to be." Coincidently I got a new shed light this weekend