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  1. @the_ravener THAT IS NOT STAINED WHICH CAN ETERNAL DYE, AND WITH STEAM IRONS EVEN STUBBORN GREASE MARKS ARE REMOVED.
  2. @the_ravener Hey, I'm not the one who named the place.
  3. Your word for the day: Pghndzahank
  4. @kevglobal Touch wood! ... Actually, probably best not to - that's the kind of thing that gets you arrested. Good luck!
  5. @Suw Leeds does that to radar. It's like it's surrounded by an event horizon of despair from which nothing can escape.
  6. RT @McKelvie: AMAZING. The Muppets do Bohemian Rhapsody - http://is.gd/52QK4
  7. @fiskerton @stevemosby It took me a while as well. I can't even remember what the term was.
  8. @jaystringer @stevemosby Too, too easy.
  9. @stevemosby You mean to tell me there's isn't an app for that?!
  10. @stevemosby How would "little Steve" operate twitter?! That's... well, actually very impressive. But do put it away before someone sees.
  11. @jamestwining Ah, so quiet it never occurred to me. Well played, that man.
  12. @LeeAHarris @thecrimedesk My other suspects were @stevemosby and @fiskerton.
  13. @thecrimedesk I assumed it was all @LeeAHarris's doing...
  14. @seoul4eva @thecrimedesk /applause
  15. Snatch Wars (courtesy @stevemosby): http://is.gd/51RrG
  16. @thecrimedesk He's like Gollum. "Pester her, my pretty. What if she didn't get it?" "No, no. We're sorry! Writer is good to nice editor!"
  17. @thecrimedesk Hahaha! No sense of irony, I see! :D
  18. @lovingshiva http://is.gd/51QNn
  19. @thecrimedesk I had no idea they could be quite so nutty! Tho I do now want to start signing all my official emails with a pic of my arse...
  20. Couple of days child-free and I feel need for some manner of socialising to break up working grind. Suggestions? Offers? Restraining orders?