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  1. I love how #USAirways refers to lost baggage as delayed. Also, day 5 with my bag delayed. 1:33 PM Dec 23rd from web
  2. OH: "Don't stick your tongue out and catch that snow. It's not ripe yet." 8:46 AM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  3. Whenever I see a squirrel make a successful yet harrowing run across a street in traffic, I feel like I've won the day. 9:26 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  4. @cosmos503: Hopping on a red eye to east coast where the beer is... well, not as delicious. 5:43 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to cosmos503
  5. You'll be in my heart, Oregon beer. 5:37 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  6. It's a jazzy time of year. 8:42 PM Dec 16th from Tweetie
  7. Xmas List Zero™ 4:04 PM Dec 12th from Tweetie
  8. All public Santas are creepy. Discuss. 11:08 AM Dec 12th from web
  9. I'm predicting a wining trend this weekend. 1:40 PM Dec 11th from TweetDeck
  10. @alexcwilliams That sucks! I literally just this morning was singing "Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor" & my wife was all what's that about 11:11 AM Dec 11th from web in reply to alexcwilliams
  11. Thanks for these #JerseyShore gems, @MTV. Angelina: "I'm a bartender, I do great things." Paulie: "I don't want to work, I'm a DJ." 10:46 AM Dec 11th from web
  12. @jennjoysmith: Oy, maybe. Another friend fan'd Sarah Palin. Oh god, I just looked, there's almost 1.1-million of them. ::hides under desk:: 8:59 AM Dec 10th from web
  13. It's strange when a Facebook friend who hasn't updated in months shows up in my feed with something like "became a fan of Walmart." Really? 8:42 AM Dec 10th from web
  14. Does McDonalds export its coffee from the sun? I didn't need those tastebuds. 12:52 PM Dec 4th from Tweetie
  15. Happy Forgot Your Password Day 11:24 AM Nov 30th from web
  16. Your iPod needs more Greyboy Allstars. 8:29 PM Nov 28th from web
  17. @rgserena: Dust off one's free will; dig deeper into what really interests. Love and truly appreciate fewer things rather than liking many. 6:46 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to rgserena
  18. The problem with popular music is that the populace has poor taste. 5:42 PM Nov 24th from Tweetie
  19. One: "I already finished all my Christmas shopping!" Other: "I have hate in my heart for you." 9:45 AM Nov 24th from web
  20. @patmccarthy: Another false bill of goods sold by Mr. Kent. Next year's arena might be sans Kent *and* fans if this continues. 9:44 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to patmccarthy