johnprocopio
- How come when you re-tie one shoe, the other gets jealous?about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
- Lifted pickups seem to be great for transporting tools.9:03 AM Jul 10th from web
- I'd *really* adore my iPhone if it levitated for me. Life is rough.2:38 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- @rands : Staycation. Oh, sorry, that's not what you were asking. How about "low hanging fruit."9:59 AM Jul 2nd from web
- OH (male): "We already have two minivans."9:48 AM Jul 2nd from web
- A displayed calendar showing the previous month pains me more than it should.9:09 AM Jul 1st from web
- You know how when some people win the lottery, they ruin their life and lose all the money? I would so _not_ be that person.6:11 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
- The wife and I are test-driving new road bikes _and_ cars today. I hope we go with the car.8:43 AM Jun 27th from web
- Bands everywhere working on Michael Jackson covers.5:04 PM Jun 25th from TweetDeck
- Going with the color of Salsa Red Pearl for your new family minivan portends some cognitive dissonance might exist.3:34 PM Jun 24th from web
- P.F. Chang's: the Olive Garden of Chinese food.3:16 PM Jun 24th from web
- Oregon running capital of nation http://tinyurl.com/llj95f -@oregonian | 80 new Oregon football uniforms http://tinyurl.com/l66nyd -@yahoo7:19 PM Jun 23rd from web
- You're buying a new car - pick 2: Comfort | Fuel Economy | Performance | Reliability | Style. 2 = $25,000. Each additional, add $5,000.2:19 PM Jun 22nd from web
- Never again, Taco Bell! Never. Again.8:55 AM Jun 19th from web
- Damn @sween and his branding. Now, every time I take a swig of {insert leading coffee retailer}, I think of that man. That funny, funny man.8:55 AM Jun 19th from web
- For your inner grammar nerd: @APStylebook. #followfriday7:49 AM Jun 19th from web
- Dads get shafted on Father's Day. They egregiously get lumped in as "Dads & Grads" & have a 67% of getting a gift or card citing flatulence.8:41 AM Jun 17th from web
- @badbanana : Happy Birthday! It would just be Tter without your wit.11:01 AM Jun 14th from web
- "I'm on a boat" is an always acceptable literal status update.9:15 AM Jun 14th from web
- Probably worth a weekend follow: @bonnaroonews. OH: sweaty chicks are pretty hot | There's no crying at #bonnaroo. Just saw the first tears.4:26 PM Jun 12th from web
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- Name John Procopio
- Location Eugene
- Bio A mellow soul with a sweet tooth for live music, handcrafted beer and pondering the inane. (I converse with my Oregonian friends at @eugeneguy.)
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