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  1. Man, I hate it when I watch a movie with friends and then the same movie shows up in my mailbox because I forgot to update my netflix queue. 10:53 AM Nov 25th from web
  2. Furnace Guy cleaned the hell out of the furnace, exposed the hell out of his ass-crack. $185 for the cleaning. Ass-crack was free, I guess 3:14 PM Nov 20th from web
  3. First day with progressive lenses = 12 hours of altered reality. My hands are HUUUUUUUGE. 10:25 AM Nov 18th from mobile web
  4. I saw a smart car in the parking lot today. I wanted to pull it backwards until it clicked and then let it go. 5:09 PM Nov 16th from web
  5. New Blog Post: Cats+Woodstoves=Hilarity. Not right away. No, right away it sucks. But eventually. http://bit.ly/2EMBOU 3:08 PM Nov 13th from web
  6. The filet of North-going Zax is excellent today. 10:58 AM Nov 12th from mobile web
  7. flu shot and pneumonia shot - I'm a walking petri dish today 8:16 AM Nov 12th from mobile web
  8. Come to my blog. Learn about space. http://bit.ly/1DjyXt 4:22 PM Nov 11th from web
  9. New blog post: Whereupon I get my eyes examined by John Denver. http://bit.ly/kSfin 5:37 PM Nov 9th from web
  10. Nuns. No sense of humor. 10:07 AM Nov 8th from mobile web
  11. @AltTab bombay? tanq? beef? 10:03 AM Nov 8th from mobile web
  12. Hey Dale Jr.- WTF is INshirntz? 3:06 PM Nov 5th from mobile web
  13. Candy corn is the the herpes of Halloween. Nobody wants it, and when you get it, you can't get rid of it. 9:08 AM Nov 5th from mobile web
  14. The loudmouth in the next cube says 'ok' ten times in every sentence and i want to stab him in the neck with my car. 5:44 AM Nov 5th from mobile web
  15. I hate when the time changes. I go to work in the dark and I come home in the dark. By February I'm growing moss on my north side. 5:51 PM Nov 3rd from web
  16. New study shows that 95.3% of all internet porn is fast-forwarded to the point of "first nipple." 7:45 PM Nov 2nd from mobile web
  17. I've just been informed that I've been chosen to be a contestant on a new game show called "Cleveland, What's That Smell?" 11:10 AM Nov 2nd from mobile web
  18. Just another Saturday night. All dressed up like Rorschach and nowhere to go. 7:19 AM Nov 1st from mobile web
  19. - am picking up a valium script for the cat. It sleeps 18 hrs a day - what does it have to be nervous about? 11:44 AM Oct 29th from mobile web
  20. starbucks "coffee of the day" smells like weed. That's a first. It must be Jamaican 2:08 AM Oct 29th from mobile web