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  1. 3 hours of gym tonight. Want to impress the lady with awesome pecks, not boobs.
  2. Just asked if I like to go "commando" by the woman who keeps sexually harassing me. If you're cute, please save me.
  3. Dinner at Bookbinders, then out for a few more drinks. Nothing too hardcore though.
  4. If I am going to be hit on, why can't it be by somebody good looking and not somebody who looks like John Goodman?
  5. The new Vitalic album is the tits!!!
  6. @carolinesplate Gonna push my gang to come again...how many left?
  7. It's National Fast Food Day, or as I call it, Monday.
  8. @AMeadowsCBS6 Thanks! This is like my birthday and Christmas rolled into one. Wendys, here I come!
  9. Up super early to tackle the gym; the weekend was a blast with the gang...way too much fun.
  10. Detox, then Home Team Grille for Steelers-Bengals.
  11. Out drinking somewhere with the gang.
  12. A very special episode of Sesame Street: http://bit.ly/QIjYm
  13. Bonding time with my good friends Jameson and Jagermeister tonight.
  14. My dog is running around outside in the storm like a seal.
  15. Trivia tonight...who is in?!
  16. @RachelDePompa so I'm guessing Sam Moore won't let you dry off in Velvet, eh?
  17. Quite hungover from last night's debauchery.
  18. I would get upset if my girlfriend cheated on me, but not so if it is Hines Ward of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
  19. @AMeadowsCBS6 I'll keep that in mind as I go on my Chick-fil-A run tomorrow.
  20. @AMeadowsCBS6 Road Warriors!!