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  1. @phillgreylewis You never know where Johnny will turn up. Entertainment is my game, kittycat
  2. @jayspeiden happy birthday from the glitter bowl and parts unknown
  3. went on a 60 day bender of H, Riesling, and whitefish...came back a better man. WATCH OUT!
  4. It's been too long! JOHNNY TIME!
  5. JOHNNY TIME!
  6. Kanye West tried to punch me, so I stuck a sharpened toothbrush in his ear. OUCH!
  7. @khyron65 I only kill when it's warranted or when the music takes me there. ROCK ON!
  8. @disk1of5 Joe Isuzu would never take Johnny's name in vain over a crack pipe. Besides, I have his bootleg copy of Nail'n Palin
  9. when the bums rise, I'll be there with a trunk full of scotch and enough freedom fighters to send them back to their shantys in shame
  10. @phillgreylewis Plus I shoot coyotes and dirty, dirty bums
  11. @phillgreylewis I'm an entertainment reporter & the protector of all that's howling & neutered here in giggity South Cali
  12. @TokenUser If by Brit Brit you mean Michael Caine, then yes! That guy is British enough for the 3 of us and then some.
  13. JOHNNY TIME!
  14. @disk1of5 I'm alway happy to jam, especially with a friend of Guttenberg's. That guy owes me $10 and a pony ride from Bubba Smith.
  15. And speaking of sex bunkers, I'm pretty sure I just knocked on the door of one in Eddie Deezen's backyard. DIRTY DIRTY!
  16. @Adam_Popovich You never can tell where old Johnny O will surface. Could be your neighbor's sex bunker, but a safer bet is sargeworld.com
  17. @martinsargent glitz, glam, and scotch are my game, but I've been fighting Rip Taylor look-a-likes more and more lately. WATCH OUT!
  18. Obama, O'Bannion, Obama, O'Bannion. I think it's time to break out the speed balls and American flag sweatervest.
  19. @jayspeiden Sounds like you need a friend...and some peyote. STAT!
  20. whoa, Sarah Palin just carved a Binto my ass!