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  1. @MrAlps on 2010: twenty oh-ten is submental. I may use two-oh-one-oh. or just "one-oh." or god forbid the four-syllable "two thousand ten."
  2. @TeDoubleD i like my lower shins, Tedd, where the hair has been worn off from years of sock coverage. Smooth as a hairless chihuahua
  3. Back to work first day post Christmas: rather vomitous. So very Monday.
  4. @KellyClark67 like a two-button suit, cuff links, a fedora -- true style, like Sinatra, is elegant, timeless. it's all there in the music.
  5. RT @PhotoVideo_Adam: Its xmas eve, and we will be out at Easton Town Center for last min gift ideas, watch us on FOX28 Good Day Columbus ...
  6. Ooh rah rama gaga, ooh rah gaga gaga - ooh la la.
  7. @TeDoubleD Thanks Tedd! That story's almost right: actually the Pope beat me and when I slapped his hat off, THEN he cussed.
  8. @madebyamyD Amy, sorry to hear that. 3 days before Christmas? Whoever did it is the lowest sort of scum sucking shitheel.
  9. Word of the day: jackanapes. try to use in a sentence today.
  10. @metroscapeGuy Jason, if we got a party and food I'll tailgate for a quilting bee.
  11. Here's what I'm looking for: people to do some live bowl-game tailgating with on New Years Day for the morning show. Lemme know who's game!
  12. I just heard The Christmas Shoes song for the first time and I have to say -- i've heard more musical sounds emanate from restroom stalls
  13. @my2gs hmm, "flickr" in all-caps looks hilariously similar to a more descriptive word. see how the "l" and the "i" come together in FLICKR ?
  14. A Hershey bar contains just 11% cocoa solids. The other 89% must be fecal matter. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8414488.stm
  15. RT @Hungry_Woolf: The difference between Cadbury's and Hershey's Chocolate- http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/8414488.stm
  16. If you like good food, and you've never been to the North Market, really, it's time. Makes this city livable.
  17. Thanks & congrats to those who pushed against the parking meter hike. Sometimes stupidity can be foiled.
  18. Check out Dino Tripodis' "25 Days of Christmas Cocktailing." Funny stuff and the drinks are great!
  19. Omg! we're headin' for armageddon - a rip roaring weather hell that will lay waste to all living things!
  20. Starting the week off at Flower Child retro emporium in the Short No. Love poking around there.