johnny_neurotic
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The weather has found a way to make the DLR even more irritating to me. KUDOS!
about 9 hours ago
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I really, really, really need to stop spying on people. It's causing unnecessary rifts with the wifey. But... I'm... a.... WRITER!
8:14 AM Dec 16th
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Yes, OK, it's snowing. In London. A week before Christmas. But guess what, unless you've lived in Sweden, shutthefuckupaboutit.
2:51 AM Dec 16th
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OH NOES, the spawn is not sated by IgglePiggle and co... This is surely a travesty for mummy and daddy. What ever shall we do?
2:06 PM Dec 15th
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I'm just a shabby sailor stuck on land. Kept here by the love of a beautiful woman.
8:56 AM Dec 15th
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According to reviews, it's a sexy piece of dumb. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Unless it's a travesty *COUGHtransformers2COUGH*
4:11 AM Dec 15th
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AVATAR, according to reviews, appears as nothing more than sound and fury wonderment and little else. SURPRISE!
4:05 AM Dec 15th
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Being a sailor on the shore sucks more than your mother's sister's best friend. That's right fool, I WENT THERE.
4:01 AM Dec 15th
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I don't feel as awful as i should after a night and day of drink and drugs. This 'youth' thing is useful.
1:08 PM Dec 13th
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@ - actually, I loved it. And I love you! xxx
9:06 AM Dec 10th
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Guy on train has spaff juice on his trousers and hasn't realised. Fabulous. London, I love you.
9:04 AM Dec 10th
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i hate poplar.
4:49 AM Dec 10th
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FOOD! Give me the food of men who slave and toil, of Gods and Kings, so that I may not regret my full belly come the morn!
1:38 PM Dec 9th
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God damn the DLR. Just fucking fuck it.
9:02 AM Dec 9th
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These christmas kids parties just make me want to drink. Heavily.
6:36 AM Dec 9th
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Holy shit, I'm about to vomit some bile on my dusty blog. I feel... pathetic. And in need of a stiff drink and a cuddle, for afters.
4:02 PM Dec 8th
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If one more mongoloid claims to know about literature, but hasn't heard of Thomas Pynchon, I'm going to punch 'em in the reproductive organ.
3:55 PM Dec 8th
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Gordon Brown doesn't carry himself like a PM should. He's more like a shabby old man with a gammy eye. And he's scottish.
9:20 AM Dec 7th
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Motherfucking shitfucker. some wanksock got taken ill at manor house and it's dicked the tube right up. i hate the underground. and tfl.
4:26 AM Dec 7th
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@ - all i'm saying to that is: russian hookers don't know left from right.
4:08 AM Dec 7th
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- Name Johnny
- Location the bottom of a bottle
- Web http://talesofmis...
- Bio writer, degenerate scumbag, father, asshole.
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