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  1. @kaosvay Don't suppose you envision me sporting a pair of Alexander McQueen combat boots, do you? I do: www.alexandermcqueen.com/
  2. @james_rudolph I discovered an orphan bottle of Vintage Ink (2005) hiding behind some Castle Rock Pinot this weekend. Boy, what a find.
  3. Four stores and no lychees later, the martinis will have to be dirty.
  4. On the toilet with no reading material. Dollar bills. I usually guess 2003, and I'm usually right. Coins? That's a different story.
  5. The doll's name? Dick Dickie.
  6. 1¾ oz bourbon, ¾ oz of sweet vermouth, 1 dash of aromatic bitters,1 maraschino cherry. Just about knocks your boots off.
  7. @james_rudolph Take it from the pro.
  8. Trading stock photos.
  9. Leave it goopy and you'll get flapjacks like sofa cushions.
  10. Just kicking back, you know, kicking it.
  11. @doodlers An impromptu google search for "Doodlers Anonymous" inadvertently steered me here: http://www.catfishgrabblers.com/slideshow.htm
  12. The hot wings made the sweat pour like rain.
  13. Preparing to downsize the amount of things I own, stuff I possess, possessions. Crap I may want, but probably don't need.
  14. Where is Vaughn?
  15. Balsamic chicken drumettes and corona.
  16. It's hard to lie about the weather.
  17. Abstaining from fitness.
  18. Murder trial on Friday, Half marathon today. One can only handle so much death.
  19. Will refuse to purchase new scanner until boredom and inaction succumb to the need to create.
  20. Soon everyone will realize the potential of the onion and its many layers.