johnmoe
@ScottChicken Dammit! All I have is this hotdish made with homespun values and protestant work ethic! And a glass of milk!
| @hotdogsladies Old People Arguing is the state song of Minnesota. Kids have to "sing" it in school and everything. |
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| Movie Math - http://tinyurl.com/5r7teo |
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| If you don't love the Mountain Goats' "Sunset Tree" album, we have nothing to talk about except for when you'd like to schedule the beating. |
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| Him: "Oh. I wasn't even born yet." You know, it's going to be hard to count your tips with hot tea in your eyes. |
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| Coffee shop. Me: "Is this the 1st LL Cool J record playing?". Guy working: "Yeah, I just bought it on vinyl." Me: "It's like I'm 16 again." |
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| @zeekatai Speaking on behalf of your one other follower, I BELIEVE IN YOU! Come on, my depleted troops, help her out! |
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| @youngamerican Robin Thicke tweet is my new favorite piece of writing in the history of ever. Fave music is this: http://tinyurl.com/5dydaw |
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| @BillCorbett Right over on St. Clair & Fairview! What is it with ennui in the fabric trades in this town? Or...these...towns? |
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| We have a winner in our Most Discreetly Despairing Business Name contest: St Paul, Minnesota's own...Initially Yours monogramming shop. |
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| I haven't seen the movie yet but do they include where Batman smells, Robin lays an egg, and the Batmobile loses a wheel? Wait! Don't say! |
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| Is it too much to expect someone working nearby to have the new Hold Steady on their iTunes so I can listen w/o making an effort? Oh, it is? |
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| @matthewbaldwin Envelope? |
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| With wife & kids out of town,I can drink beer and watch baseball in my underwear.Which is great for precisely 2 innings, then so depressing. |
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| @ScottChicken I credit my new diet regimen of sweating profusely all damn summer long. Read my new diet book: Sweating All Damn Summer Long. |
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| I've been here 4 1/2 months. Turns out I've lost almost 10% of my pounds and somehow grew an inch. Wanna move to St Paul now? |
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| Just realized that online social networking is neither social nor networking. I would say "discuss" but you know my feelings re: M. Myers. |
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| Yep. Hot day + family out of town + Tues thru Sat work week = double featured at the multiplex. |
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| After Hancock and Wanted, I now have unrealistic views on the possibility of dodging/surviving bullets. Best be avoiding thugs for a while. |
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| Wanted: someone to come up with a better name for the surprisingly good though over-murdery film Wanted. |
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