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  1. This popular hiphop song mentions Berenstain Bears and it rhymes "homies" with "Conan" (as in O'Brien) and I don't get the world anymore.
  2. @BillCorbett He puts the party in Democratic Party. And Republican Party. And everything else in the world all the time.
  3. Thought I saw a Bing ad that equated it to The Shining. But I must be mistaken as that would mean Microsoft makes bad advertising decisions.
  4. Watching health care vote on Twitter us exciting, more so since I hear about it from non-joking comedy writers and CSPAN junkie rock stars.
  5. I don't think Mr. Tambourine Man can play a song for anyone seeing as all he plays is a tambourine.
  6. @redchuck dude that is sooooo #squimpy.
  7. I may not be brave or smart or good looking or even clean! But let me ask you this: what were we even talking about?
  8. Temps in the 60s! In MN in November! Hanging out with kids, I rake leaves, they jump in piles, surprisingly few squimpy leaves. #squimpy
  9. The mop guys are there at the Target Center because the floor can get squimpy from all the Gomes sweat." #squimpy
  10. "Those muffins are usually so dry but today they were delightfully squimpy!" #squimpy
  11. "I grabbed a towel after my shower but it was squimpy so I guess someone had already used it." #squimpy
  12. "That rug is squimpy, I think the dog had an accident." #squimpy
  13. Squimpy (adj.) - unexpectedly moist or wet. "This leaf pile gets squimpy at the bottom."/ new word coined by my kids. Use it today! #squimpy
  14. Proposed winter ideas: write novel, write screenplay, learn to curl. OR COMBINE!
  15. Before God's annual ice murder attempt comes the leaf bludgeoning. That's straight up 'sota y'all.
  16. New TMobile/web ad has Dana Carvey, Molly Shannon, Darrel Hammond, Chevy Chase. So...it's a great phone for what the hell happened to me?
  17. Runnin' Linux with the Devil #onewordtoomany
  18. @Caissie Must admit I AM looking forward to the Ghost of Earnest Overwrought Oscar Bait Performances Past.
  19. I say @rachelflotard is a STAR. http://bit.ly/3t3Co9 BELIEVE IT.
  20. Knock knock / Who's there? / A reason for this Jim Carrey Christmas Carol to exist / What? I don't understand. / Exactly.