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  1. @metacomedy what?
  2. Thanks, Target, for making furniture assembly instructions that are way better than Ikea's and refreshingly Allen wrench free.
  3. "All the bunnies in town are dying of cancer. It's true. Just google 'bunny cancer St Paul'. You'll see." - daughter's 6yo friend.
  4. Kessel Run-DMC #starwarsbandnames
  5. TattooWeen #starwarsbandnames
  6. @weepydonuts Best!
  7. These Aren't The Droids You're Looking Foreigner #starwarsbandnames
  8. Darth Maul & Oates #starwarsbandnames
  9. The Darthness #starwarsbandnames
  10. Sithpence None the Richer #starwarsbandnames
  11. Bantha of Horses #starwarsbandnames
  12. U2D2 #starwarsbandnames
  13. You know what would be better than Leno? ER. No, not the show, I mean an actual trip to the emergency room.
  14. @GlennF The best way she could help those readers was to resign from the appearance.
  15. @GlennF DIfference between rock n' roll and live theater. If Axl Rose walks off stage, the arena audience tears the building down.
  16. @GlennF Then again, it's about the most energetic audience I've seen for a book reading for anyone not known Lemony Snicket.
  17. @jeffcarlson People said I was crazy. But I was just a maverick!
  18. This is exactly what my book tour was like. Bus and everything. http://www.buzzfeed.com/sco...
  19. @DanKennedy_NYC No one ever talks about other heiresses like Biloxi Motel 6, and Dubuque Travelodge.
  20. The fun thing about following @ashamedtosay and @AngryOldCoot is knowing they're married so then you get to worry about their kid.