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  1. Two babies directly behind me on my plane. Really lady? Are they that important? Compromise next time and leave one at home. 10:01 PM Nov 25th from txt
  2. Dear cashiers, I know its inconvenient when I find change after youve already typed my payment in, but you should know 3.97 + .05 is 4.02 5:28 PM Oct 21st from txt
  3. People back home: Can someone go to this for me? http://nychalloweenhauntedhouse.com 9:06 AM Oct 19th from web
  4. @yxxm I told my sister to grow up, and she went and got a tattoo. Be careful what you say to youths these days. 6:06 PM Sep 29th from web
  5. Dear Bank of America, Your website FUCKING SUCKS. Let me into my damn credit card account. Love, John 10:52 AM Sep 29th from web
  6. /* This tweet is going to say that you shouldn't comment in your code to explain what each line is doing. Your code can explain that. */ :( 11:40 PM Sep 27th from web
  7. Classic Drewism: "So you cut a hole in the bottom of the of the popcorn and put it in your lap" "Oh I get it. You put your hand in there!" 7:59 PM Sep 22nd from txt
  8. Woot! Got in. Theres soooo much room. Hope everyone else in line got in too! #pax2009 10:03 PM Sep 4th from txt
  9. So there may be about 21k people here who don't have wristbands, all competing for, at max, 1k spots left to the concert. Dammit. #pax2009 9:06 PM Sep 4th from txt
  10. "Thanks for your purchase from Ama HELP! I am stuck in Seattle working late!" If your packing slip contains that, I had a long day at work. 11:12 PM Aug 20th from web
  11. @jonbar86 lee is just one jolly drunk Asian. 11:05 PM Aug 20th from web
  12. Denny's has all you can eat pancakes for $4. I could not get past the first plate. I fail. 3:48 PM Jun 26th from txt
  13. Just turned $60 into $120. I'm done gambling while I am up. 5:25 AM Jun 21st from txt
  14. Seattle-bound via Continental 1468. 12:22 PM Jun 17th from txt
  15. From a billboard: "Recession 101 - Bill Gates started Microsoft during a recession" 7:36 PM Jun 8th from txt
  16. The dev build of Chrome works pretty well. No flash, and possibly other important parts, but its not on Wine. Try it out. http://is.gd/Q9qy 4:44 AM Jun 6th from web
  17. Both my heart and wallet are going to need a few days off after this steakhouse adventure. 5:11 PM May 29th from txt
  18. After having a leaving party last night, the apartment is actually cleaner now than it started. 12:36 PM May 24th from txt
  19. There is a dead mouse in @mikeburns couch. 12:02 PM May 19th from txt
  20. To those involved in RUSH: we should meet Friday and finish this bad boy. Spread the word. 4:24 PM May 13th from txt