johnmendel
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Two babies directly behind me on my plane. Really lady? Are they that important? Compromise next time and leave one at home.
10:01 PM Nov 25th
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Dear cashiers, I know its inconvenient when I find change after youve already typed my payment in, but you should know 3.97 + .05 is 4.02
5:28 PM Oct 21st
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People back home: Can someone go to this for me?
9:06 AM Oct 19th
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@ I told my sister to grow up, and she went and got a tattoo. Be careful what you say to youths these days.
6:06 PM Sep 29th
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Dear Bank of America, Your website FUCKING SUCKS. Let me into my damn credit card account. Love, John
10:52 AM Sep 29th
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/* This tweet is going to say that you shouldn't comment in your code to explain what each line is doing. Your code can explain that. */ :(
11:40 PM Sep 27th
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Classic Drewism: "So you cut a hole in the bottom of the of the popcorn and put it in your lap" "Oh I get it. You put your hand in there!"
7:59 PM Sep 22nd
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Woot! Got in. Theres soooo much room. Hope everyone else in line got in too!
10:03 PM Sep 4th
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So there may be about 21k people here who don't have wristbands, all competing for, at max, 1k spots left to the concert. Dammit.
9:06 PM Sep 4th
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"Thanks for your purchase from Ama HELP! I am stuck in Seattle working late!" If your packing slip contains that, I had a long day at work.
11:12 PM Aug 20th
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@ lee is just one jolly drunk Asian.
11:05 PM Aug 20th
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Denny's has all you can eat pancakes for $4. I could not get past the first plate. I fail.
3:48 PM Jun 26th
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Just turned $60 into $120. I'm done gambling while I am up.
5:25 AM Jun 21st
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Seattle-bound via Continental 1468.
12:22 PM Jun 17th
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From a billboard: "Recession 101 - Bill Gates started Microsoft during a recession"
7:36 PM Jun 8th
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The dev build of Chrome works pretty well. No flash, and possibly other important parts, but its not on Wine. Try it out.
4:44 AM Jun 6th
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Both my heart and wallet are going to need a few days off after this steakhouse adventure.
5:11 PM May 29th
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After having a leaving party last night, the apartment is actually cleaner now than it started.
12:36 PM May 24th
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There is a dead mouse in @ couch.
12:02 PM May 19th
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To those involved in RUSH: we should meet Friday and finish this bad boy. Spread the word.
4:24 PM May 13th
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