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  1. @chuckobama How bout just: "Chuck Sucks"? Will that work?
  2. @TradingGoddess ha, yeah. @BAR_BEE looks a bit like my wife, when she was younger. Those were the days.
  3. @AprilBraswell I think I have the biggest ordinance around here.
  4. @shortyawards I nominate @chuckobama for #gay because he's SOOOOO happy.
  5. @chuckobama HA you can't even spell!
  6. @chuckobama Ha ha, look at you http://shortyawards.com/cat... Big Fat Faker!
  7. @chuckobama OK well I have to go save some wet hotties at the beach. Why don't you go sit in your Cave of Deception?
  8. @shortyawards I nominate @chuckobama for #bigfatfaker because he only cares about his Karate and his cigarettes, not the American people.
  9. @chuckobama Don't change the subject. You're a killer and a liar, and you should go to the Electric Chair for what you've done.
  10. @chuckobama Where'd you get that haircut? The EIGHTIES?
  11. @TradingGoddess oh YEAH? How about another big-boobed mermaid twitter background sighting??? Huh? Huh? What you got?
  12. @chuckobama Mwahahaha even now I am stalking your followers, BamaBreath. I'm going to line-item veto your uzis!
  13. @chuckobama Oh I'm coming for YOU Mr. Karatenomics. I'm going to make you cry trickle-down-economics TEARS, BamaBreath!
  14. @faceofbass When I finish with Mr. Karate Liar I will come for YOU.
  15. @chuckobama Mwahahaha you are no match for my powers. I once saved America from a Pork Barrel Project much scarier than you are.
  16. @chuckobama Your reign of terror has ended. I will now put you in your place with my Hamburger of Conservativism!