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  1. Lip ring. Check. Copy of Maxim magazine. Check. Yelling at your girlfriend in the airport. Check. Yup, you're a douche
  2. Macy's Herald Square is the ninth circle of hell
  3. If you can rally your network, you don't need it. CommuniCause Social Media Makeover should go to the bottom 10 orgs: http://bit.ly/HOwGO
  4. The Internets and @hodgman are already on the case #jambajuicefail #boycottjambajuice
  5. Jamba Juice is a world class biter. Get Your Boycott On: http://bit.ly/fiZAX #boycottjambajuice
  6. Fenton gets a shout out in the New Yorker: http://bit.ly/15B7NR
  7. USA! USA! Obesity Creates Need for Oversized Caskets: http://bit.ly/94Bbj (sadly, not an Onion article)
  8. AP article on Brooklyn police shooting reps crime scene with strange Biggie Smalls, Rosie Perez and Mos Def references: http://bit.ly/De1XN
  9. You're the kind of guy that girl ignored. I'm drivin Caddy, you fixin a FORD
  10. It's completely satanic to schedule a meeting for 5pm on a Friday
  11. There is a certain moment in the night when splurging on a cab ride home makes too much sense
  12. Forgetting that you are sitting under the TV at a bar is unnerving. Why is everyone staring at me?
  13. @holdie1 Always thought you and Moz were lost twins crying out to each other in your secret language of anguished sighs and tortured coos
  14. Spread the word. Fenton is hiring Web people in the Bay Area: http://bit.ly/T2jo5
  15. RT @amyrsward Social by Social: Handbook launched! http://tinyurl.com/n8ubeb
  16. Palin: "You don’t just embrace the politics of usual of a lame duck session." Does that mean she'll quit 2 years into her presidency too?
  17. Lady who does new "transfer is available" announcement on subway speaks with a three-cocktail, Vicious Circle slur
  18. "The Les Otten Exploratory Campaign did not copy from anyone's website." Riiiiiiight. http://bit.ly/4FHvQ
  19. Beginning to think CFLs will be the eight-track of lighting: bit.ly/qiTfu
  20. Top 100 Nonprofit Power Brands. Interesting, Girl Scouts 'brand value' is less than annual revenue of cookie sale: http://bit.ly/pXElf