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  1. Sarah Palin. . .just quit. Please.
  2. @colleenaf So true, so true. The "3 Kings of EMI" mentioned in there are the Beatles.
  3. Read Stanley G. Weinbaum. Tweel is worth knowing.
  4. Number Six would never join a "Prisoner" fan club. Be seeing you!
  5. Parents, be smart. Stay off reality TV. If you can't, then at least don't say your kid's in a UFO balloon. Word!
  6. Miley, nobody cares if you tweet or not.
  7. Wal-Mart, I've taken out a "dead peasant" policy on you.
  8. Be kind to census-takers; it's not their fault.
  9. People can unlearn anything. 8 years on, ignorance, complacency & entitlement rule the day. Forgetting is the national pasttime.
  10. I am the Eggman, they are the Eggman, I am the Walrus, coocoocachew!
  11. In Heaven today, Ted & Mary Jo are having One Intense Conversation.
  12. Brett Favre: either sh*t or get off the pot, already!
  13. He who speaks does not know; he who knows does not speak.
  14. @KarenAlloy I believe that was Grady on Sanford & Son.
  15. Moe Howard is reincarnated as the president of Myanmar. Hang tough, Suu Kyi.
  16. Sometimes, don't you get the feeling that Wile E. Coyote is running the universe?
  17. Go Toronto Argonauts!
  18. Sotomayor: pushing the envelope on racism & nonapologizing. Bueno. . .no.
  19. I'm really, really really hating the cellphone & people who use them while in public libraries. Really.
  20. I'm sorry about You-Know-Who, but honestly, Orange-Glo & Ka-Boom suck. Maybe he'll pitch better products in Heaven.