johnhoward
- Did anyone see the fantastic photo of my howler monkey impersonation on the front page of The Australian today? The cabinet loved it!1:50 AM Feb 13th, 2007 from web
- When the hell did staying in this job become a popularity contest!! Must dig up dirt on Potter.11:11 PM Feb 11th, 2007 from web
- I wonder if they will let me run AlQaeda in Iraq...if I keep speaking without thinking, I'll need a new job :( (http://tinyurl.com/2q7xbq)12:59 PM Feb 11th, 2007 from web
- Have alerted security at Kirribilli House to keep an eye out for Harry Potter and his little band of toilet paper toting miscreants.11:36 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- I'm quite partial to Tony Martin's new version of the Advance Australia Fair...it really is quite catchy.9:00 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- @Kev: That is absolute hogwash! I do not pretend to know what I'm talking about! Nor do I understand what I'm talking about!7:00 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- Would getting "slits" gansta style in my rather prominent and glorious eyebrows make me more popular with the kids?6:35 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- ...although it does allow in a refreshingly cool breeze during those morning walks.6:02 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- I must stop by K-Mart and pick up some new tracky dacks...the hole in the bum of my current pair is getting embaressing...6:02 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- @Kev: Amandas skills will indeed be sorely missed. I'll have to find someone else to tuck me in at night and sing me true Aussie lullabies. 5:59 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- @Frozen: Hello, and welcome to Twitter. Will I be able to count on your vote in the upcomming election?5:58 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- @Kev: I see your scary Julia and raise you Amanda Vanstone.5:43 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- @Kev: You'll never be PM...my eyebrows won't let you! And no...I am not jealous that you have more hair than I do.5:37 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- Bloody Kevin Rudd is following me now. It could be worse, Costello could be here too...I hope he isn't. That smarmy grin of his is creepy.5:35 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- @Condi: Can you tell GW that I want David Hicks back...he's my terror suspect and I want him back!4:42 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web in reply to condi
- Thank God I'm the PM, if I wasn't I wouldn't be able to put a couple of billion towards my retirement! http://tinyurl.com/2zw8vd4:40 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
- Found this picture of me and Condi...she never calls anymore :( http://tinyurl.com/2488wz4:24 PM Feb 10th, 2007 from web
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