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  1. Wow. More than 2000 words tonight. If I can keep doing that, I'll have this novel finished in a couple of weeks. First draft, of course.
  2. @bryanjones I never would've thought you'd be a Spread-Head.
  3. Turns out I'm not going to die today. It was touch and go for a little while. The phlegm and fever was winning.
  4. Just fyi, I've lost 10 pounds in two and a half weeks. Thanks, Tony Horton. My pants are getting loose.
  5. RT @ErikWilliams1 M Jackson desired the plastic in his body be recycled into a slide so that little boys can go down on him for eternity.
  6. Sick. Fever and aches and still probably have to work tomorrow. I hate being sick.
  7. Fixin to take an air-conditioned-less nap in high summer. I have windows open, 2 fans. Old school. Wish me luck. I'm going in.
  8. Oh, and the blackberries will be ripe, right about now. Cobbler.
  9. I'm ready for the lakehouse. All you other suckers can stay in the city. For me? It's fishing, fireworks, skeeters, tequila, beer and meat.
  10. @JasonLKeene Hey! Happy Birfday, man. Keep on rocking.
  11. @KentGowran Ha! Even Elvis loved Swamp Elvis, covering Polk Salad Annie. I've never heard TJW called that.
  12. @KentGowran Ah, the soothing, mellow voice of Tony Joe.
  13. Have you guys seen Sanford's mistress? Wow. I can understand why he threw everything away. She's...um...er...quite fetching.
  14. Dammit, another night and no writing. Spent the evening exercising and 2 hours working on scales, modes, licks.
  15. .@deepeight Hey, man. Don't hold back and be all passive aggressive. Go ahead and say what you really think.
  16. We've got another pirate monkey lamp for sale! Come to my house - garge sale! http://twitpic.com/8k810
  17. We've got a pirate monkey lamp available at our garage sale! http://twitpic.com/8hogs
  18. RT @benmezrichIts Friday, why not: Toilet Made From Poo Transforms Poo into Energy http://tinyurl.com/l4obnj
  19. It's undeniable, Michael Jackson was a great talent. He was also a pederast. There are a few people out there NOT mourning his death.
  20. @jgreghenderson Of course he's a Democrat! He's had an affair! That's a party platform!