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  1. Watching me play next to 2 Mich State tennis players my son told me "they would totally beat you." Serpent's tooth. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Definition of pain: shopping with 14 yr old son for dress pants. I'm going to have his DNA tested. I don't think he's mine. 11:23 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  3. does drinking a diet coke offset the calories in a piece of pumpkin pie? 6:13 PM Nov 26th from Seesmic
  4. taking a large catered dinner down to the City Mission. There are men there who will be thankful. 1:06 PM Nov 26th from Seesmic
  5. On your marks. Get Set. Shop. Then share with your Facebook friends and family. What's on your LImeRibbon? http://is.gd/549CB 9:15 AM Nov 26th from Seesmic
  6. Shouldn't the Patriots be playing the Redskins today? #fb (via @danielcollins) 8:58 AM Nov 26th from Seesmic
  7. just added a flux capacitor to my LImeRibbon. now all I need is a DeLorean that can reach 88. www.LimeRibbon.com 8:57 AM Nov 26th from Seesmic
  8. www.LimeRibbon.com makes its debut. Shop. Save your ribbon wishlists. Share them with yr Facebook friends and family. 8:55 AM Nov 26th from Seesmic
  9. the Maginot Line is an ideal metaphor for so many things inflexible and unmovable. run with it. 1:32 PM Nov 25th from Seesmic
  10. @clevelandsaplum how will you prevent the other commenters from learning about our special arrangement? #hpforalexaandme 1:30 PM Nov 25th from Seesmic in reply to clevelandsaplum
  11. @thebrandbuilder think how history could have changed if the Germans had publicly ridiculed Nutella. 1:27 PM Nov 25th from Seesmic in reply to thebrandbuilder
  12. @thebrandbuilder sorry, I didn't realize that a Nutella affront could inspire the French to fisticuffs. 1:26 PM Nov 25th from Seesmic in reply to thebrandbuilder
  13. @thebrandbuilder it's also unnecessary to say "gag-inducing" or "execrable" when describing Nutella or its substitutes. Again, it's implied. 1:21 PM Nov 25th from Seesmic
  14. what's the over/under on the number of Thanksgiving food photos that will appear on yr Facebook wall in the next 36 hours? 12:44 PM Nov 25th from Seesmic
  15. RT @skydiver: Oh. My. God. Tears and tears of laughter. http://is.gd/53CEX simply hilarious 12:39 PM Nov 25th from Seesmic
  16. Facebook Marketing: IKEA’s Genius Use of Photo Tagging http://is.gd/53D5d this was beyond clever 12:35 PM Nov 25th from safari140
  17. @DJLitten by hiring Fleicher, the BCS is also attempting to keep Congress out of their business. The guy is wired with the Dems. 12:18 PM Nov 25th from Seesmic in reply to DJLitten
  18. @ProfessorGary as a dsign snob, I think Seesmic's design and UI are much better than Tweetdeck's - and features are virtually identical. 12:17 PM Nov 25th from Seesmic in reply to ProfessorGary
  19. Apple voids warranties over cigarette smoke http://is.gd/53uyq the smoking fascists on the rampage. Ridiculous & predicatble 9:01 AM Nov 25th from safari140
  20. @sagerock glad to help out. did you hit your pie target? was mine personalized with whipped cream? do I get an adopt-a-pie certificate? 7:47 AM Nov 25th from Seesmic in reply to sagerock