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  1. How I "really" hurt my shoulder: There was a school bus full of kittens that was falling on a whale. I dislocated my shoulder saving them.
  2. Sweet, painkiller drugs are working finally.
  3. I expect the flashbacks to go away with time. In the mean time I am down to just one arm/hand for the next 3 weeks. How was your Monday?
  4. @cdfnetworks Yeah I need a better story :)
  5. Every time I fell asleep last night I would immedietly wake up cuz I dreamed my arm was dislocated (even though it is strapped to my side)
  6. Got some lortab, pain druga, etc. It barely takes the "edge" off.
  7. This is how if looks back in. They gave me morphine for the pain *after* they put it back in the socket http://imgur.com/rLvA7.jpg
  8. It is a little over 4 cm out of socket in that pic.
  9. Shoulder dislocation xray (while it was out of socket. Left arm was cold to the touch & going numb by this time) http://imgur.com/AV8if.jpg
  10. Shoulder dislocations (at least this one was) are extremely painful.
  11. After 30+ minutes of trying to get it back in socket I gave up and dragged myself to the car (not easy) and my wife drove me to the ER.
  12. Yesterday was a bad day. I dislocated my shoulder while *attempting* to put on a tshirt (freak accident)
  13. @joetech That is kinda funny :)
  14. Windows 7 lets me work fine even when I cant use me left arm/hand for 3 weeks :) Their accessibility stuff is top notch, for me.
  15. Well that was fast. I now have 20M/896k :) Thank you qwest.
  16. @harad Get the full bill text or word w/o all the weird formatting here. doc: http://tu.nu/QWmh txt: http://tu.nu/fv6W (way easier to read)
  17. Wanna know how to eat an elephant? Get a really big microwave. (Kids always have the best answers)
  18. What is up with this week, I have had so many stupid false/fake email forwards this week from random people, it is unreal.
  19. Spouse likes my office cuz it is "Cold, Dark and Quiet" -- perfect for headaches (and bats)
  20. "Drinking from a bidet is not recommended. The stream can ricochet off a soiled area and become contaminated." --Oh internet you always win.