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  1. Btw that last tweet exactly 139 chars, totally improv'd, no editing. Haven't tweeted in weeks but still got it. Disturbingly satisfying. 4:26 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  2. Working w/charcoal grill from which wooden lid-handle thingum recently fell off oddly exhilarating. "New tattoo?" "Nah. Geometric blister." 4:21 PM Nov 21st from UberTwitter
  3. RT @stuartneville: The #GhostsOfBelfast shortlisted tweets are here - http://bit.ly/3O5Opy w/ voting instructions. Let voting commence! 3:17 PM Nov 17th from UberTwitter
  4. #ghostsofbelfast (Posted several entries on behalf of blissfully Twitterless Froog) 2:54 PM Nov 12th from UberTwitter
  5. @katelordbrown Oh, a werewolf in London is it? Not a Yank, I suppose? It's been done! :) http://myloc.me/1hhks 12:16 PM Oct 31st from UberTwitter in reply to katelordbrown
  6. #GhostsOfBelfast Those 5 entries all from Froog (who lacks a Twitter acct), not me. See: http://bit.ly/7be9P (I'm out; reviewed The Twelve!) 6:25 AM Oct 31st from web
  7. #GhostsOfBelfast Suddenly, the hitch-hiker has vanished, yet the seat beside me is wet with rain. 6:23 AM Oct 31st from web
  8. #GhostsOfBelfast 'One careful owner' the salesman said. He didn't tell me she gassed herself in this car. Now she bitches at my driving. 6:22 AM Oct 31st from web
  9. #GhostsOfBelfast The barman's in a mood: ignores us regulars,chats only to these new guys, says things haven't been the same since the fire. 6:22 AM Oct 31st from web
  10. #GhostsOfBelfast The perfect man, she thought. He walked her home. They kissed by moonlight. And then he showed her the spot where he died. 6:21 AM Oct 31st from web
  11. #GhostsOfBelfast What drew him to that dreary graveyard day after day, he never knew until at last he found the stone with his name on it. 6:20 AM Oct 31st from web
  12. @JaxToni Well look who finally showed up! 7:45 AM Oct 9th from UberTwitter in reply to JaxToni
  13. RT @Chasaveen: More Fun Theory with the world's deepest rubbish can. http://tinyurl.com/y9xwo4a 7:42 AM Oct 9th from UberTwitter
  14. RT @DAVID_LYNCH: I built a fish over the weekend. You? // JES: I love David Lynch. 4:22 PM Sep 28th from UberTwitter
  15. @mapelba *Good* fine print for a change! 9:55 AM Sep 24th from UberTwitter in reply to mapelba
  16. @Julie_Weathers "Look at something" vs. what? (If that question makes sense, heh.) 9:10 AM Sep 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to Julie_Weathers
  17. @BethShope Let me know when you figure out how to pull this off. It's a toughie! 8:46 AM Sep 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to BethShope
  18. @Chasaveen Thought *you* might like that, curiously. Glad it worked but sorry for the snorf. :) 8:10 AM Sep 23rd from UberTwitter in reply to Chasaveen
  19. RT @mpppg: Ck out this great post-> ChristopherMoore, AuthorGuy: The Author Guy Improves Art and Architecture http://ping.fm/3wduC 6:18 AM Sep 23rd from UberTwitter
  20. RT @DAVID_LYNCH: "I'm wearing a hat. http://bit.ly/vuqd" This borders on TLI. 12:20 PM Sep 22nd from UberTwitter