johnesimpson
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Btw that last tweet exactly 139 chars, totally improv'd, no editing. Haven't tweeted in weeks but still got it. Disturbingly satisfying.
4:26 PM Nov 21st
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Working w/charcoal grill from which wooden lid-handle thingum recently fell off oddly exhilarating. "New tattoo?" "Nah. Geometric blister."
4:21 PM Nov 21st
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RT @: The shortlisted tweets are here - w/ voting instructions. Let voting commence!
3:17 PM Nov 17th
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(Posted several entries on behalf of blissfully Twitterless Froog)
2:54 PM Nov 12th
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@ Oh, a werewolf in London is it? Not a Yank, I suppose? It's been done! :)
12:16 PM Oct 31st
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in reply to katelordbrown
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Those 5 entries all from Froog (who lacks a Twitter acct), not me. See: (I'm out; reviewed The Twelve!)
6:25 AM Oct 31st
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Suddenly, the hitch-hiker has vanished, yet the seat beside me is wet with rain.
6:23 AM Oct 31st
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'One careful owner' the salesman said. He didn't tell me she gassed herself in this car. Now she bitches at my driving.
6:22 AM Oct 31st
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The barman's in a mood: ignores us regulars,chats only to these new guys, says things haven't been the same since the fire.
6:22 AM Oct 31st
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The perfect man, she thought. He walked her home. They kissed by moonlight. And then he showed her the spot where he died.
6:21 AM Oct 31st
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What drew him to that dreary graveyard day after day, he never knew until at last he found the stone with his name on it.
6:20 AM Oct 31st
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@ Well look who finally showed up!
7:45 AM Oct 9th
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RT @: More Fun Theory with the world's deepest rubbish can.
7:42 AM Oct 9th
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RT @: I built a fish over the weekend. You? // JES: I love David Lynch.
4:22 PM Sep 28th
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@ *Good* fine print for a change!
9:55 AM Sep 24th
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in reply to mapelba
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@ "Look at something" vs. what? (If that question makes sense, heh.)
9:10 AM Sep 23rd
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@ Let me know when you figure out how to pull this off. It's a toughie!
8:46 AM Sep 23rd
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@ Thought *you* might like that, curiously. Glad it worked but sorry for the snorf. :)
8:10 AM Sep 23rd
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RT @: Ck out this great post-> ChristopherMoore, AuthorGuy: The Author Guy Improves Art and Architecture
6:18 AM Sep 23rd
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RT @: "I'm wearing a hat. " This borders on TLI.
12:20 PM Sep 22nd
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