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  1. @SarahA29 A problem with Comcast, you say? THAT never happens...
  2.  RT @jeffstearns: If you use the term "besties," I'm pretty sure we can't be friends.
  3. @jeffstearns Late, maybe, but still friggin' funny!
  4. Now THAT'S funny! RT @FakeAPStylebook Vegetarians,environmentalists&animal rights activists may be collectively referred to as "Communists."
  5. How people can root for the Bears or the Cubs baffles me. Every season: so much promise and excitement followed by major disappointment.
  6. @jeffstearns Better hide that shirt whenever I come over. I mean really, REALLY hide it. Otherwise, it WILL disappear.
  7. RT @MarilynLynch: I'm tired of xmas already.
  8. @jeffstearns @RussFriedewald My thoughts exactly.
  9. @kgurski There IS a difference. Can't wear a good hat to work in the yard. I'm just sayin'. ;)
  10. @StLCardsGuy I thought so too. Especially since I got in trouble a couple weeks back for him calling her a dumb ass.
  11. The 4yo got in trouble from his mom for spilling his milk. I asked him what happened. He said, "I was dicking around." She is SO busted.
  12. At auction fundraiser for son's school. I've already spent > $800. The wife will not let me go to auctions anymore.
  13. @Chick_fil_A When are you bringing one of your fine, fine establishments back to Springfield, IL?!?!! PLEEEEEZE!!
  14. @bluefox864 Very sorry to hear that.
  15. @jeffstearns I concur 100 bajillion percent with that entire sentiment.
  16. Nutella is awesomely awesome awesomeness. RT @JezebelTheGreat: Nutella looks gross. Is it? Is it gross? Plz advise.
  17. @Caissie Wow...
  18. @Caissie Fit or Fugly?! That's not a real app, is it?!
  19. @swonderlin That's my thinking as well.
  20. @ragekage79 @thepatrick75 No, we've never met. I'm just sayin', there's not much grey area with a junk punch.