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  1. Holiday typo: "give my beast to your lovely wife!" about 4 hours ago from Twittelator
  2. http://bit.ly/7WIRB1 Cakes on Christmas. about 6 hours ago from web
  3. Today is the day that Peter Billingsley isn't a super successful Hollywood producer, but Ralphie. I wonder how he feels about that. about 7 hours ago from Twittelator
  4. I love mass texts: Dear person of unspecified meaning, Merry Christmas! Looking forward to seeing you at a later date! about 7 hours ago from web
  5. Cousin Eddie Griswold!! RT @cnnbrk Passenger sets off firecrackers on a Northwest flight as it lands in Detroit. http://bit.ly/8eIuq2 about 7 hours ago from web
  6. Look, when I'm playing charades and the hint is 'movie,' '4 words,' I know it's going to Glen Gary Glen Ross. Don't act surprised. about 15 hours ago from web
  7. I wish I could take all you lonely hearts to a movie tonight. Maybe some Chinese food. Nothing crazy. 6:50 PM Dec 24th from Twittelator
  8. Sending a heartfelt Merry Christmas to those who feel loneliness this time of year. You're not alone. Hang in there. 6:31 PM Dec 24th from Twittelator
  9. http://twitpic.com/v1tjp - Well, this is RANDOM... 4:54 PM Dec 24th from TwitPic
  10. Doing some last minute Christmas shoplifting. 3:10 PM Dec 24th from Twittelator
  11. @samantharonson oh, you did. And it was glorious. 2:57 PM Dec 24th from Twittelator in reply to samantharonson
  12. Ouch. Hahahah. Ooh, hurts to laugh, hurts to laugh. Ouch. 2:48 PM Dec 24th from Twittelator
  13. Guys, if you're gonna drink tonight, get a driver. It's really fun to swing around over your head when trying to make a point. 6:58 PM Dec 23rd from web
  14. @samantharonson Still working on it... 5:27 PM Dec 23rd from web in reply to samantharonson
  15. Consider trying it with me. January 1-8. Let's get our minds out of the Matrix and see what it's like. Stay tuned... 4:15 PM Dec 23rd from web
  16. For one week, no texting, no Twitter, email only from computer and cell phone for calls ONLY. Could you do it? 4:09 PM Dec 23rd from web
  17. http://bit.ly/58ojyc Sweater cakes. 3:32 PM Dec 23rd from web
  18. @joannabhappy my autobiography. 3:29 PM Dec 23rd from web in reply to joannabhappy
  19. @lindsaymeganm a day-maker! Thank you. 2:33 PM Dec 23rd from Twittelator in reply to lindsaymeganm
  20. Life ain't a fairy tale, it's a documentary. 4:04 AM Dec 23rd from Twittelator