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  1. @JM_Luna Do you have a head shot? about 18 hours ago from web in reply to JM_Luna
  2. O'DOYLE RULES!!! RT @KeganSummers My family likes to make fun of you, because you suck at just about everything you do. about 18 hours ago from web
  3. @ColeDTomlin Just got MAYERED. Don't ever wash your computer. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to ColeDTomlin
  4. @StefanieDimonda Hi there. Hope your day gets better! about 18 hours ago from web in reply to StefanieDimonda
  5. I thought Lady Gaga's flames were a little pitchy last night. about 18 hours ago from web
  6. Extremely funny!! RT @Jolomoco http://twitpic.com/qoig0 - WOW! Taylor Swift's really progressing as a performer, and FAST! about 18 hours ago from web
  7. I really like Lady Gaga. Just having fun. Watch, here's her new record. http://bit.ly/6JdQEi See? about 18 hours ago from web
  8. There's early footage of GaGa playing NY clubs on a only a keyboard, but to be fair, it was rigged to squirt animal feces. (Faulty lever.) about 19 hours ago from web
  9. http://twitpic.com/qoig0 - Look at how good she sounded! about 19 hours ago from TwitPic
  10. @CarolAnnLeRoy You are correct! It was the Grammys. -50 magic points for me. about 21 hours ago from web in reply to CarolAnnLeRoy
  11. I'll write you a pass. RT @palegreenstar Trying to pay attention in class. But all I want to do is go home & listen to battle studies... about 22 hours ago from Twittelator
  12. Taylor: Controversy: Kanye at VMAs. Gaffe: pending, though TMZ is foaming at the mouth. Triumph: 2009. about 23 hours ago from Twittelator
  13. Lambert: Controversy: man-kiss. Gaffe: pending. Triumph: American Idol Superstar. about 23 hours ago from Twittelator
  14. For the uninitiated: j-lo: controversy: green dress at oscars. gaffe: slipping during dance last night. Triumph: movie/music hit streak. about 23 hours ago from Twittelator
  15. @PerezHilton I hope not as well. That's why I'm going to make sure Taylor always has a fresh battery in her mic and sensible shoes. about 23 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to PerezHilton
  16. @PerezHilton you know, when the same people who put her on the pedestal decide it's time to watch her trip off the top of it. about 23 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to PerezHilton
  17. @PerezHilton Taylor's besting of MJ and her multi-awards. We need to be ready to protect our girl from the "backlash"... about 23 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to PerezHilton
  18. ...which leaves the triumph, Taylor Swift, who was already in a staged controversy (Kanye) unnervingly gaffe-free. about 23 hours ago from Twittelator
  19. Interesting: last night's gaffe-maker? Once a staged controversy (green dress) Controversy maker? was once a triumph (Idol...) about 23 hours ago from Twittelator
  20. Last nights AMAs seems to have met all 3 award show requirements: a staged controversy, a gaffe and a triumph. about 23 hours ago from Twittelator