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  1. Ya know, both the bear and cat could be dead from carbon monoxide poisoning. It's a silent killer. But I doubt it. Goodnight angels! about 15 hours ago from web
  2. I can't stop thinking about the bear. Why can't I be this happy? The essentials for happiness are around us at all times. about 16 hours ago from web
  3. Is there anything cuter than a bear falling asleep with a cat in his lap? Makes you forget bears eat cats. http://twitpic.com/pqiia about 16 hours ago from Twittelator
  4. Attention "New Moon" fans - buy Battle Studies and get a special code to enter into Fandango.com to get free tic- ah, forget it. 6:32 PM Nov 14th from web
  5. Busted out a cover of Poker Face as a blues shuffle today. I won't perform it, pursuant to the "Played-Out Kitsch" Provision. 5:11 PM Nov 14th from web
  6. http://twitpic.com/pgu6p - Can someone please explain this to me?!?! 1:53 AM Nov 14th from TwitPic
  7. If you ever see me out and about and I'm punching myself in the pants, leave me be. Personal lessons are being taught/learned. 1:08 AM Nov 14th from web
  8. What should I do about having all these new song ideas? Hotel room album? Or do I just punch myself in the pants and make it stop? 12:53 AM Nov 14th from web
  9. Travel tip: when involved in a major flight delay, lower your expectations to those of a lizard, or a box of yo-yos. 7:43 PM Nov 13th from Twittelator
  10. Wherever you go, there you have to wait. 6:53 PM Nov 13th from Twittelator
  11. Excited to get to NYC and switch into full "Battle Studies" mode... Can't wait until Tuesday... 12:54 PM Nov 13th from Twittelator
  12. Wait a minute, you can? Well I'll drink a bottle of water to tha- wait, I can't? 12:14 PM Nov 13th from Twittelator
  13. If I wanted to learn how to exploit the weaknesses of TSA security, I'd pose as paparazzi and photograph the security line all day. 12:12 PM Nov 13th from Twittelator
  14. (Raises hand) "Tears." RT @Oleifr Dogs responding to their owner coming home from deployment: http://bit.ly/1ANyz3 4:07 PM Nov 11th from web
  15. RT @ellenhouli So we should just hang around in Times Square and make out with them as they get here on more of a case-by-case basis? 3:53 PM Nov 11th from web
  16. @RhapsodyCoach Not true. The provisions are in place. The focus now has to be on returning vets seeking out VA services. 3:42 PM Nov 11th from web in reply to RhapsodyCoach
  17. ..but with employment. And acceptance. And we should never speak to them about politics. "Thank you for your service" is all it takes. 3:39 PM Nov 11th from web
  18. It's going to be essential in the coming months that we embrace our returning vets not only through posters and handshakes... 3:37 PM Nov 11th from web
  19. Many of these men and women are looking for employment, and some of them are injured. Some of them have tattoos honoring the fallen... 3:36 PM Nov 11th from web
  20. The fact is that thousands of troops have already returned. There will be no one defining day when the ships sail into port... 3:35 PM Nov 11th from web