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  1. Why do headaches always spur me to thoughts of spree murder? about 12 hours ago from web
  2. 10,550 words. Not just today, obviously--what am I, Brandon Sanderson? about 12 hours ago from web
  3. My brother has a job! This means either a) the recession is over, or b) the flying pigs in hell are really, really cold. about 19 hours ago from web
  4. I really wish I blogged more. Of course, I can't even fill this 140-character box. 2:28 PM Dec 9th from web
  5. When I tell people I'm writing a book about hand lotion, they all immediately assume it has zombies. I find this logic fascinating. 9:30 AM Dec 9th from web
  6. @Fiirvoen Really, what part was it? I've always thought AMC did a good job with their movies, but this experience is making me rethink that. 9:29 AM Dec 9th from web in reply to Fiirvoen
  7. As much as Hot Fuzz didn't work for me, that's how much 3:10 to Yuma totally did. I know they have nothing to do with each other; sorry. 8:38 AM Dec 9th from web
  8. The Internet insists that I rewatch Hot Fuzz; alas, it's already deleted from the DVR. I wonder if AMC edited out all the funny parts? 6:02 PM Dec 8th from web
  9. New project it up to 7392 words. That's around 3k today; not bad. 4:09 PM Dec 8th from web
  10. Early screening can help avert disaster: http://www.fearfulsymmetry.net/?p=350 11:00 AM Dec 8th from web
  11. The snow on the ground changes the neighborhood so much, I actually missed the turn for work. You'd think I'd be better at this. 9:15 AM Dec 8th from web
  12. As much as I adored Shaun of the Dead, I was really disappointed by Hot Fuzz. 7:54 AM Dec 8th from web
  13. The collection of Pixar shorts is awesome, except for this lame Ratatoille one, or however you spell it. Too long and too boring. 9:29 AM Dec 7th from web
  14. Hooray, my daughters have lice! This rates a "super awesome" on the pretend-I'm-happy scale. 5:55 PM Dec 6th from web
  15. 2828 words today, plus the 1500-ish I did yesterday on the prologue. It's working pretty well. 3:14 PM Dec 4th from web
  16. Mmmm, mole for lunch. The Mexican kind, not the burrowing animal kind. Though now I'm wondering how mole mole would taste. 11:28 AM Dec 4th from web
  17. Once more unto the breach. 9:19 AM Dec 4th from web
  18. Writing on the new book is progressing well. Huzzah! 4:05 PM Dec 3rd from web
  19. The German edition of "I Am Not a Serial Killer" is already in its fourth printing, after only two months. How awesome is that? 1:16 PM Dec 3rd from web
  20. For what it's worth, I really liked Chronicles of Riddick. 7:57 AM Dec 3rd from web