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  1. @amoir pervert about 2 hours ago from twidroid in reply to amoir
  2. @pressdarling night about 20 hours ago from web in reply to pressdarling
  3. RT @jneira: "Relational Databases", Comm. of the ACM 35,4 (April 1992), 16,18. http://bit.ly/7Htlp0 #relational #databases #criticism about 20 hours ago from web
  4. @SnarkyPlatypus I kinda like "teminded." Somehow connotes "termites" and "terminal" for me... or maybe it was the mention of S Club 8 about 20 hours ago from web in reply to SnarkyPlatypus
  5. @burntsugar @michellegrattan Kevin Andrews can't believe that Malcomlm Turnbull isn't going about 21 hours ago from web in reply to burntsugar
  6. @middleclassgirl night about 21 hours ago from web in reply to middleclassgirl
  7. @SilkCharm yep about 21 hours ago from web in reply to SilkCharm
  8. @johnlacey I find Rhonda Birchmore creepy, and getting creepier with each passing year about 22 hours ago from web in reply to johnlacey
  9. @downesy Nah. If it were a PR stunt they would have renamed it iJobbie 2.0 about 22 hours ago from web in reply to downesy
  10. @middleclassgirl Congratulations! Whereabouts? about 22 hours ago from web in reply to middleclassgirl
  11. @retrogrrl the weird thing is that so many people think it's brilliant. Can't stand it myself 12:51 AM Nov 25th from twidroid in reply to retrogrrl
  12. Fish & chips in the park 12:04 AM Nov 25th from twidroid
  13. @pressdarling we need a cuntard party.. oh wait, we already have those, and a broad selection of indepentards to choose from 5:33 PM Nov 24th from twidroid in reply to pressdarling
  14. I've deactivated my aardvark account (http://vark.com). Turns out that there really are such things as stupid questions #fb 12:37 PM Nov 24th from web
  15. I'm at Lonely Planet (90 Maribyrnong St, Melbourne). http://bit.ly/5gCfTc 12:03 PM Nov 24th from foursquare
  16. @middleclassgirl oh yes, there was a happy ending 2:27 AM Nov 24th from twidroid in reply to middleclassgirl
  17. @middleclassgirl does "hand relief" count? 2:23 AM Nov 24th from twidroid in reply to middleclassgirl
  18. @middleclassgirl @rod3000 my money's on a family-sized tub of Streets Neapolitan... vanilla and all! 2:21 AM Nov 24th from twidroid in reply to middleclassgirl
  19. RT @johnlacey: OH: "If the kangaroos don't fucking like it they should go back to their own fucking country..." 12:54 AM Nov 24th from twidroid
  20. @lachlanhardy technically that would be a milli-release 11:25 PM Nov 23rd from twidroid in reply to lachlanhardy