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  1. @Wayne_Elise That motto has the double punch of being both highly situation-specific and yet still a working metaphor. Respect. 5:31 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to Wayne_Elise
  2. I just chased a opossum out of the music school parking lot. Now nobody can say vocalists don't do anything around here. 5:29 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  3. Sometimes I walk down long hallways. I do this in slow motion with a serious look on my face. That way the audience knows I mean business. 5:34 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  4. Follow this guy: @loadedsanta Trust me. LOLs for the whole family. Well, except for the kids. They will likely be sad. Which means MORE LOLS 10:49 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  5. If mana had tasted like Chick-Fil-A chicken biscuits, those Israelites would have been faaaaaaaat. 8:26 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  6. You are starting your legacy from scratch. Step one: the Coat of Arms. What goes on yours? Mine will almost certainly include mac n' cheese. 1:10 PM Nov 19th from Birdhouse
  7. @Wayne_Elise I'm interested in that job. Are you looking for any topics in particular or will any old bit of writing do the trick? 10:25 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie in reply to Wayne_Elise
  8. I am a conversational plagiarist. I will steal your topic if I find it interesting. I will feel no remorse. This is how I roll. 12:53 PM Nov 18th from Birdhouse
  9. @Wayne_Elise BTW, you were on a roll tonight. I "favorite"-ed four of those Tweets, and I almost never use that feature. Lots of respect. 10:28 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to Wayne_Elise
  10. @Wayne_Elise The ones I respect are the ones who obviously believe in love. You and Neil in particular. 10:26 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to Wayne_Elise
  11. @Farris114 Indubitably. ;) 2:47 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie in reply to Farris114
  12. He accused me of "stupidness." I asked if he meant stupidity. He did not respond. I smiled and patted his cheek. "Good thing you're pretty." 2:40 PM Nov 17th from Birdhouse
  13. A useless person is made all the more useless by adding a sense of entitlement. 12:21 PM Nov 17th from Birdhouse
  14. is Lorezo von Matterhorn. 5:18 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  15. @Valdissima And we would love to have you. 9:41 AM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to Valdissima
  16. How long until red-headed kids make their own culture, dialect, and music and can only call each other "gingers?" 4:15 PM Nov 14th from Birdhouse
  17. Party idea: "Panda-monium." Everyone dresses like pandas using homemade costumes. Best costume WINS. A real panda WINS. WOULD YOU GO? 2:26 PM Nov 14th from web
  18. @Cameron_Talley Are you telling me there is something inherently unsexy about thunderbirds? Is our definition of sexy different? 1:49 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to Cameron_Talley
  19. For you literary types: if Hemingway could only have done ONE of these things in Nov, would it have been NaNoWriMo or No-Shave? Discuss. 1:42 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  20. @Cameron_Talley Make it about firefighting Native Americans who turn into thunderbirds to save lives (and fight crime!)! 1:38 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to Cameron_Talley