johnaugust
- CB2 furniture can be safely assembled while jetlagged. #soyouknowabout 12 hours ago from Tweetie
- RT @crumpy And Jack Ryan, too.8:47 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie in reply to crumpy
- Harrison Ford: both Han Solo *and* Indiana Jones. A guy can be more than one iconic hero.8:43 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- The animated Lufthansa safety video crosses deep, deep into the uncannny valley. I kind of want these zombies to go down.2:12 PM Jul 11th from Birdhouse
- Trains -- even high-speed ones -- have no seatbelts. I guess because there are no side-impact crashes. *or they want us to die*11:17 AM Jul 10th from Birdhouse
- My third high-speed train in 30 hours. Huge win. Can't wait for the LA to SF one.11:16 AM Jul 10th from Birdhouse
- @findsam Your optometrist is a coward.12:15 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to findsam
- @truehigh I've already had the first three. So parasitic worm it is.12:29 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to truehigh
- My eyes are very itchy. Have been for days. #boringtweets11:22 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- John Resig's Easy Retweet Button looks nice and handy. http://bit.ly/1cliT11:01 AM Jul 9th from web
- Per Pimsleur, I can ask for directions/beer in Mandarin, Japanese and Portuguese. The only fail was Korean.12:30 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- In the Pimsleuer vs. Rosetta Stone debate, I come down firmly Pimsleur. If you can't order beer by lesson seven, you've failed.11:23 PM Jul 8th from Birdhouse
- @christineabf Metric. It's Garbage, 2009, and good at it.1:16 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to christineabf
- @tenaciousN I'd had terrestrial snails before. Better than that, and approaching conventional seafood.1:13 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to tenaciousN
- Eating whelk. I had to look it up. Kind of sorry I did.12:25 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- When traveling abroad, my self-esteem is directly tied to how long I can keep a waiter or cashier from switching to English.9:24 PM Jul 7th from Birdhouse
- True, but you didn't need to point it out. http://yfrog.com/0gjqgj7:48 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- @kevwilliamson Have you crossed into the point of exhaustion in which everything is simultaneously hysterical and bleak?9:56 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to kevwilliamson
- Don't want to brag, but I'm pretty awesome at hide-and-seek.5:42 AM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- @hectorcortez I have a team in Manila who hand-transcribe every post and comment on acid-free paper.11:05 PM Jul 5th from Tweetie in reply to hectorcortez
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- Name John August
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://johnaugust...
- Bio writer/director/blogger/human
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