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  1. Cool story. http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs//archives/15131
  2. This says it all http://topcultured.com/fck-winter/
  3. I am a racquetball god.
  4. Pioneers! O pioneers! http://tinyurl.com/ydshvqe
  5. @JacquieZepeda Did you travel back in time!?!?!!? You might be might have awoken in 1998. Buy some Google stock!!!
  6. I love getting speeding tickets in the mail a month & 1/2 after the violation. On the bright side, I don't have a lot of pics of my car.
  7. Saw Wicked. Loved Wicked. "Defying Gravity" was great. My favorite was "For Good".
  8. Just spend a few hours with 40 Twi-hards. It would have been lame, but all 40 were women. Not lame.
  9. @JenToohey I agree. However it is going to be 5 great minutes of television.
  10. Life is shit, but at least it can be long and painful, so I got that going for me.
  11. The coffee is made, the hangover is minimal. A nice calm Sunday morning.
  12. Not a big fan of WMMS. However, today they honored a fallen soldier by playing his favorite country song over and over again. I was touched.
  13. Happy Halloween to all! I hope everyone reading this has plenty of treats and minimal tricks.
  14. You know what sucks worse than funerals? Ummmm, oh, that's right nothing.
  15. Unwinding. Drinking a Coors Light watching a documentary about Medical Marijuana. Life is good.
  16. I carved my second pumpkin of the season tonight. I will carve pumpkins every year until I die. It is fun.
  17. I am sick of working.
  18. Rajon Rondo is the scariest looking "dude" in the world. He looks like both and 80 year-old woman and a baby, how is that possible?
  19. I hate the Yankees.
  20. I think I want to get a job in which I wear a suit everyday. Why? You ask. Because I look damn good in a suit, that's why.