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  1. So, I read that apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the morning. Clearly they didn't test my coffee!
  2. Monday's Health Tip: Germ-killing wipes can spread bacteria from one spot to another if you reuse them.
  3. I hope all the mom's out there have a outstanding Mother's Day!
  4. I sure am happy the power came back on tonight
  5. Random Fact: Foreign Accent Syndrome, Exploding Head Syndrome, and Alice in Wonderland Syndrome are all real (but rare) medical conditions.
  6. Just learned that I'm behind in the coffee challenge....time for another cup!
  7. @DanceTranceJax I'm sure it'll be nice when the "tourons" leave town
  8. @synclive Dude that was an excellent article - thanks for sharing!
  9. It's nearing time to throw my PC off the balcony....
  10. Health & Safety Tip: Something in your eye? Try blowing your nose...often doing so will clear the eyelash, etc. from your eye.
  11. 621 emails yesterday....sure 550 were spam, but gimme a break...
  12. For all you dieters out there - Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour! New group exercise class?
  13. loving the news about Peak Fitness Clubs...karma's got a serious bite!!!!
  14. Random fact: Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
  15. Looking like another 12 hour work day...glad I love what I do and get to see my family all throughout the work day!
  16. I have nothing witty to say...so, I'm going to bed. Cheers everyone!
  17. time for bed
  18. Another beautiful day in NC
  19. It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace"....and in 40 years, I still haven't finished reading it.
  20. sun's up, no rain in the forecast, temperature feels great....how could anyone not have a great day?