joezimmerman
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Lady in front of me at Starbucks just wrote a fuckin 7 dollar check.
6:54 AM Dec 14th
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I'm by the emergency exit on an airplane ...if this is it, it's been a good life...if not, thatz cool
1:51 PM Dec 13th
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Bon Jovi just popped onto my Pandora and now I have a powerful urge to go bowling.
11:02 AM Dec 11th
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Anyone read Anthony Robbins? If so, please give me cliff notes on Awaking the Giant Within," because I don't have the motivation to read it
10:04 AM Dec 11th
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How is it physically possible for the Steelers to lose to the Browns?
8:46 PM Dec 10th
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Book found in the back of Tiger's car was about physics and string theory...is the real conspiracy here that Tiger is a time traveller?
3:45 PM Dec 10th
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Just realized that if you're a d-bag, you would have no way of knowing it... the d-bagness in you would just assume you weren't a d-bag.
9:05 AM Dec 10th
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Early bird gets pancakes
3:18 AM Dec 9th
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And you thought golfers didn't get any women...
11:29 AM Dec 7th
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@ What kind of accident has Andy Sandford in on Boulevard? Was that your laugh I heard on SNL? On the UPS sketch?
10:00 PM Dec 6th
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in reply to JMorgComedy
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Another highlight was "Hot Soup" - Great show every Friday night at "O'Hanlon's" on 14th and 1st...finally, the Ukrainian Restaurant
9:46 PM Dec 6th
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Great week in NYC - one of the highlights was being an extra on the new dark comedy on Starz - Gravity - look for my head on episodes 3 & 9!
9:44 PM Dec 6th
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I think my mom just peer pressured me into drinking whiskey
3:37 PM Dec 6th
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@ Thank you sir!
2:54 PM Dec 6th
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in reply to punchlinemag
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Drove into a blizzard getting out of NYC and took shelter at a Chinese take-out near Allentown that has no heating - poor choice.
2:59 PM Dec 5th
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"Hot Soup" tonight in New York at 8:30 @ O'Hanlon's bar - great line up - 14th & 1st
12:28 PM Dec 4th
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NYC this week - Cake Shop at 7 tonight & TBD Brooklyn at 9:30 (TBD is the name of the bar)
5:18 AM Dec 1st
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Randy Moss looks more like a pirate every year
7:04 PM Nov 30th
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Can't believe the vagueness of Tiger Woods ... the public won't just let this go, so you better spill some beans, even if just 1 or 2 beans.
3:06 PM Nov 30th
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Congrats to Hoop - 2nd in the Seattle Comedy Competition - took me on my first road gig back in the old days (*tear*)
1:23 PM Nov 30th
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- Name joe zimmerman
- Location Asheville, NC
- Web http://www.Zimmer...
- Bio Comedian, comedy writer, regular writer - I use words and facial expressions to evoke positive relexive reactions from people I haven't met.
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