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  1. @susanmcjulia Spose that's true, me, but I'm a'fixin to a'done it anyways.
  2. Hopin' today will be a mighty fine a'sandin and a'paintin.
  3. "I'm bored and I feel like playing with my toes." -@pixielizz
  4. @grantimahara Like everyone else, I really want to know if those dimples are real.
  5. Why is it that Fridays are boring until the last 20 minutes, and then everybody on the planet wants help. #fb
  6. @sipfurb I can picture Cobra Commander now: "YESSS... Sell my shitty software! They're falling right into my trap!"
  7. You know what I don't get? Why people don't take more stuff apart. #fb
  8. Wishing I could take a day off.
  9. I've been sanding walls. Operating a ten-pound belt sander is making my arms ache a LOT. God I'm out of shape.
  10. @sipfurb I'd probably say fuck work and go be with my mom, but then again, I'm a terrible influence & you probably shouldn't listen to me.
  11. And awaaay we go: RT @defconparties: Parties @_defcon_ lining up and insanity is expected. Current Days covered: Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
  12. @sipfurb That really sucks man. I know how you feel, really do, and if you need anything you know where to find me.
  13. From the desk of Smartfilter is Dumber than a Box of Hair, Esq: How the hell does bugmenot.com constitute Hacking/Computer Crime?
  14. I seriously can't believe #defcon is three friggin weeks away. Not that I'm disappinted, mind you, but I'm definitely getting older...
  15. @bryan_dean no, but Greybeard is a badass name for a wizard if your dad ever wants to play d&d.
  16. @bryan_dean get him a grey hat and all will be well with the world.
  17. Trip Report: Apple Tech Support | 45 minutes, most of which was hold time. Talked to 2 good techs. Arranged repair. Verdict: A- (hold time.)
  18. Still can't access The Onion at work. "Profanity" is a blocked category. Twitter, Facebook, etc. still OK. No fucking profanity on there.
  19. @sipfurb I would in a second if I could get any time off, but that's out for a while.
  20. @susanmcjulia the damn iPhone ruined my joke. Damn you, Steve Jobs. (I bet he sucks at plumbing too)