joeykratz
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@ Hey, I think you have your caps lock key on when you tweet. Click it again so that you're not shouting at us anymore. ;-)
7:44 PM Jun 21st
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Yard sale just started a few minutes ago. Already had 3 customers. One was eyeing the futon, but I'll relinquish it only to a good home.
7:17 AM May 2nd
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Can't wait! Having my yard sale tomorrow. Gonna sell all my stuff and be a hobo for 6 months. Will tweet stuff as it's sold.
8:41 PM May 1st
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Futon, futon, futon, futon, fooooo-ton, foo-ton, futon, futon, futon! Man, I love the word futon. Uncomfortable sofa. Awesome word! FUTON!!!
7:04 AM Apr 29th
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I'm going through with the yard sale! Got a sweet futon, if anyone wants it. Not comfortable, but who doesn't love the word "futon?"
6:17 PM Apr 28th
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Apparently, my hobo name is Joey Long Pants. I'm going to use it wisely. (via @)
5:53 PM Apr 28th
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Think I will sell all my stuff and live as a hobo for 6 months. It's decided. Yard sale this weekend! Follow along on Twitter.
7:16 PM Apr 27th
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Pondering what to do with Twitter. I think I shall use it to tell a story. It will be funny, but not too funny or you might lose a foot.
12:37 PM Apr 25th
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I fell short of my 1,000,000 followers in 24 hours goal by 999,989 followers, but I think I made a decent effort.
1:19 PM Apr 17th
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Looks like @ beat me to 1,000,000. Damn! How'd he do it?
7:23 AM Apr 17th
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At this rate, it'll take me 65 years to reach a million followers... I've got the time.
8:17 PM Apr 16th
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I'm kind of a big deal, but I don't let it go to my head.
8:12 PM Apr 16th
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I was going to say something funny, but I forgot it.
8:03 PM Apr 16th
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EA Games will (not) give away a copy of each of their 2009 games and a role in The Sims 3 to my millionth follower!
7:07 PM Apr 16th
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Can I beat Ashton Kutcher in just 24 hours going from 0 to 1,000,000 followers? Who knows? It'll be fun trying.
5:46 PM Apr 16th
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I need to come up with some kind of shtick that will make people want to (need to) follow me. What can my shtick be?
5:36 PM Apr 16th
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This is an experiment. Can someone reach 1,000,000 followers in 24 hours without cheating? Follow me to find out. Retweet!
4:31 PM Apr 16th
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And there's a 2nd follower. I love my two followers. I'll love you, too, if you follow me!
4:10 PM Apr 16th
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Oh, boy! Just got my first follower! 1 down, 999,999 to go!
3:59 PM Apr 16th
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I've got 0 followers and < 24 hours to beat @ to 1,000,000 followers before he appears on @ tomorrow! Follow me!
3:54 PM Apr 16th
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- Name Joey Long Pants
- Location The streets near you.
- Web http://joeykratz....
- Bio Selling it all to live as a hobo for 6 months. Lift my spirits by following me and giving me any spare change.
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