joeyheadset
"Hey baby, why don't you put ME on your to-do list."
| joeyheadset @halfpress Preferable to a "gaycation"? |
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| joeyheadset Someone should reinvent the potato. Just sits there, doin nothing. Acting all potatoey. Stupid potato. SCREW YOU POTATOE! |
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| joeyheadset These tacos aren't gonna eat themselves. UNLESS... |
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| joeyheadset In vegas. |
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| joeyheadset Heading to Vegas. Currently at Cville airport. Holla and whutnut. |
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| joeyheadset Fistbook is a social networking utility that connects my fist with YOUR face. |
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| joeyheadset No I should NOT have had a V8. It's called a gangsta lean, bitches, get used to it. |
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| joeyheadset @jdegrazia I know that duck. That duck is a skeezer ass ho-bag. Everyone in the hood's taken a turn with that duck slut. For rilz. |
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| joeyheadset @walkersports wooo beer! |
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| joeyheadset The orignal cast of Saved By the Bell included a Russian mob assassain named Sergei. Sadly, he was cut from the pilot, and never seen again. |
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| joeyheadset I'll drink a Heineken, whilst I get inside the mind again. |
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| joeyheadset In F w/Dre Day, Snoop says "when you diss Dre you diss yourself." But is the inverse true? If I self-deprecate, do I inadvertently diss Dre? |
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| joeyheadset Finally a Reality TV show about Amish teenagers. They read my letters! |
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| joeyheadset I'm back up on the scene with a lean and a pocket full of green. |
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| joeyheadset I keep it Legit. YEAH. That's right. THAT'S RIGHT! I'M COMING WITH THE REALNESS! |
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| joeyheadset Tony Danza corrupts the flesh of the living. |
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| joeyheadset Did you know that tacos can lift over 100 times their own weight? It's a fact, Jack! |
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| joeyheadset @jdegrazia re: maple syrup. You were drinking? Heavily? |
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| joeyheadset Ramen. It is what is for breakfast. And lunch. |
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