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  1. Careful mental patients, @mellers84 is on the hunt for a new man.
  2. What did @mellers84 do today? Fingers and dog anus are involved.
  3. Any derogatory tweets from @mellers84 ooze untruth.
  4. Should I feel bad that I get excited when I hear gunshots outside? And sirens?
  5. @zachschulz No, it would be gay if Cedric Benson wasn't playing because he was too busy taking a shot in the backside. Being hurt isn't gay
  6. I'm tired, cynical and broken, but wiser.
  7. @mellers84 I actually only sing songs that I wrote, such as Master Exploder or Tribute.
  8. Joseph Warner will always repeat the same mistakes, that's just how it works sometimes.
  9. @zachschulz Forgive me I was thinking of No Shave November.
  10. @mellers84 Do you smell like food of some sort?
  11. I'm feeling sort of thunderstruck.
  12. @jessemackj They're not very great systems to have side by side, as most of the good games are available for both, and not just one.
  13. And we sing this morning, that wonderful grand ol' message. I don't know about you, but I never get tired of it.
  14. @zachschulz I don't need a stupid alliteration to have a manly ass beard.
  15. @thetompkins I find it hard to take a "metal icon" seriously when he's willing to date a pop star.
  16. @thetompkins Mensa is a joke.
  17. @SonyPlayStation #battlefieldPS3
  18. Entfernen Sie Ihre Hosen und Verweilen ein.
  19. @mellers84 It's alright I am.
  20. @mellers84 It's Hayley, and yes.