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  1. My favorite Garbage Pail Kid is Molly Ringworm. about 7 hours ago from txt
  2. so taco bell is out of beef? what a horseload of cock! how does that fucking happen? i'm sorry i didn't know we were in ghana. about 9 hours ago from txt
  3. taceaux belle about 9 hours ago from txt
  4. the key to these things to out-maniac everyone else about 13 hours ago from txt
  5. buses always remind me of the sweet allure of murdering another human being. about 14 hours ago from txt
  6. who gets a cheeseburger from ihop anyway? about 14 hours ago from txt
  7. lady next to me is tryna eat a to-go plate from ihop on the greyhound. about 14 hours ago from txt
  8. there's nothing about bus stations that i dont completely hate. about 15 hours ago from txt
  9. @sarajensen Yes, I also had some ecstasy on me but I don't usually tweet about it. about 16 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to sarajensen
  10. @couragewolfgang They're the fucking worst. about 16 hours ago from Seesmic in reply to couragewolfgang
  11. am now scared that @wholefoods will sue me for shit talking them on twitter because they are completely evil and have no sense of humor. about 16 hours ago from txt
  12. http://en.wikipedia.org/wik... about 16 hours ago from Seesmic
  13. i would rather take a shit on a piece of white bread and eat that then buy from the nazis at @wholefoods about 16 hours ago from Seesmic
  14. i love not working for whole foods so i can tweet about how they can suck my balls. about 17 hours ago from txt
  15. i had sweaty pits for like an hour and now they're gone? about 19 hours ago from txt
  16. there are lots of great reasons to listen to the radio but i think for me the main one is the hilarious commercials. about 22 hours ago from txt
  17. oh shit snuggies now come in zebra and leopard prints and also come with a book light????? 7:10 PM Nov 24th from txt
  18. @child__abuse you just saved my life 4:53 PM Nov 24th from Seesmic in reply to child__abuse
  19. i have not gotten a text msg from a friend in days. i think it's now time to inject bleach into my brain cuz no one loves me. 2:21 PM Nov 24th from txt
  20. now i keep thinking about lauryn hill decked out h2t in denim and singing about jesus. did that even go anywhere? 2:06 PM Nov 24th from txt