joeschmitt
- So one of the Jonas Brothers is engaged. God, I hope it's to an artist from Japan.
...and they were never heard from again.about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon
- Got a haircut yesterday, but don't worry, I told them "just a trim, leave the hat." http://tr.im/itsnotahatabout 1 hour ago from TwitterFon
- Hope all you pyros don't burn down my town tonight. Can't blame it on Mrs. O'Leary's cow this time, people.4:11 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
- Sorry to ruin the story, but the brick house didn't save this pig either. http://twitpic.com/9b3221:47 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
- Despite the protestations if that one spider, we ate Wilbur anyway. http://twitpic.com/9b2511:40 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
- Dinner's ready! http://twitpic.com/9azyn1:27 PM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
- It's not fair. Independents get their own day, so why isn't there one for Democrats or Republicans?9:08 AM Jul 4th from TwitterFon
- I missed my Claritin D this morning. Can I just take some meth? What dose is equal to a 24 hour pill?1:39 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
- "Should we stop and get some wigs?"12:13 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
- Michael Jackson's executor is John McClain?! He's not really dead! It's a heist! Someone check the gold at the Federal Reserve!9:07 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Photo: Any captions? Yes, I have a few: “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!” Not every fan is taking the... http://tumblr.com/xa4289exc8:10 AM Jul 3rd from Tumblr
- My #followfriday list http://tr.im/joesfollowfriday NEW: @Trick_or_tweet @MeetingBoy @sarkastickunt (a fav of my lovely wife @rondicasmith)7:50 AM Jul 3rd from web
- No perennials allowed at the cemetary. I warned you people about the Annuals Lobby and how powerful they'd become, but no one would listen.6:18 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterFon
- Went to funeral today, but it wasn't all bad: witnessed the preacher set a world record...for a run-on sentence.5:03 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon
- Picking up Uncle at the airport. As circlingly.5:07 AM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon
- You may want to check out my lovely wife's (@rondicasmith) latest tweet. Or not.4:26 AM Jul 2nd from TwitterFon
- The Supreme Court voted 5-4 today, narrowly denying Norm Coleman's appeal that Karl Malden is not dead.3:30 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFon
- Karl Malden's death not confirmed because no doctor in LA available to pronounce him. They're all being interviewed about Michael's autopsy.2:55 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFon
- Are you following @MeetingBoy ? He's hilarious. Get on it.2:05 PM Jul 1st from TwitterFon
- I don't care what the doctor said, has CNN pronounced Karl Malden dead yet? Because it doesn't count until they do.1:48 PM Jul 1st from web
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