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  1. @bizzybee Good thing it wasn't chupacabra style. He would have gotten your goat. about 6 hours ago from web in reply to bizzybee
  2. Prediction: A sign Mad Men has outlived its popularity, Season 17 ends with an awkward dance number - http://bit.ly/4pXBdj about 10 hours ago from web
  3. Holding my 2yo's hair while she pukes, or as I like to call it, partying like it's 2029. about 11 hours ago from web
  4. #Redrum about 16 hours ago from Seesmic
  5. How many strokes does it take for a former model to beat the #1 golfer in the World? I don't know, Tiger isn't saying. 6:51 PM Nov 30th from web
  6. @brianbolter If I were you, I'd keep your wife away from the teleprompters. 2:38 PM Nov 28th from web in reply to brianbolter
  7. @abiteofsanity If I keep ignoring her I'm sure her idea of a direct message will be that sticky note attached to a brick. 11:55 AM Nov 28th from web in reply to abiteofsanity
  8. http://twitpic.com/rca79 - My wife's idea of joining twitter. UNFOLLOW 11:34 AM Nov 28th from TwitPic
  9. I'm sure Tiger Woods is fine. He makes a living driving into trees. 12:13 PM Nov 27th from web
  10. At least no one was caught dead in a Wal*Mart today. Too soon? 11:14 AM Nov 27th from web
  11. I'm not sure but I think this turkey is asking for a pardon. Good thing my 2yo speaks jive as a second language. 7:22 AM Nov 26th from web
  12. Beef producers suggest prime rib for Thanksgiving. Too bad I already bought all this Boone's farm. Jive turkeys don't catch themselves. 6:05 PM Nov 25th from web
  13. @bizzybee You'd probably have less typos. 9:04 PM Nov 23rd from Seesmic in reply to bizzybee
  14. Concepting a Vegas Show called Cirque du Soleil Moon Frye. You're welcome, 13 year old me. 9:00 PM Nov 23rd from web
  15. Horroscopes would be more useful if they told you what color underwear to wear. Or at least if Uranus was out of alignment. 9:59 AM Nov 22nd from txt
  16. http://twitpic.com/qfbs1 - DONT. PUSH. ME. CUZ. IM. CLOSE. TO. THE. EDGE. 3:21 PM Nov 21st from TwitPic
  17. Costco: Where every purchase made sense at the time. 2:19 PM Nov 21st from txt
  18. Your cargo van full of children makes your catholic radio station bumper sticker redundant. 1:24 PM Nov 21st from web
  19. Kleptomaniacs do it with other people's junk. 7:10 AM Nov 21st from web
  20. Kirk Cameron thinks evolution is a myth. This is what happens when you think without a Boner, kids. 8:07 PM Nov 20th from web