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I'm sure Tiger Woods is fine. He makes a living driving into trees.12:13 PM Nov 27thfrom web
At least no one was caught dead in a Wal*Mart today.
Too soon?11:14 AM Nov 27thfrom web
I'm not sure but I think this turkey is asking for a pardon. Good thing my 2yo speaks jive as a second language.7:22 AM Nov 26thfrom web
Beef producers suggest prime rib for Thanksgiving. Too bad I already bought all this Boone's farm. Jive turkeys don't catch themselves.6:05 PM Nov 25thfrom web