joeschmidt
- Apparently I set my time machine for downtown Baghdad, January of 1991.8:49 PM Jul 4th from web
- Nothing says Americana like a Nathan's hot dog in a water soaked bun.9:23 AM Jul 4th from txt
- Today's weather is very British, cool and gray but well behaved. Mother Nature hates our independence.8:19 AM Jul 4th from txt
- Sarah Palin's announcement puts her in a league of others who have given up, most notably the Chicago Cubs and France.8:44 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Called my son "Sarah Palin" when he quit an hour into a game of war. My topical humor is lost on 10 year olds.6:55 PM Jul 3rd from txt
- Fcuking typos.1:08 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Sarah Palin is stepping down as Alaska Governor she can spend more time not being with her family.12:55 PM Jul 3rd from twhirl
- @badbanana What your neighbor is really telling you is he wants you to watch his package.10:29 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to badbanana
- I wish science would invent a pill for morning after hair.9:30 AM Jul 3rd from web
- I got 99 socks but a match ain't one.7:33 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Scrapbooking is a load of crop.7:57 PM Jun 30th from txt
- If this radio is to be believed, there ain't no rest for the wicked or double negatives.6:29 PM Jun 30th from txt
- @dustyd Thanks for the RT earlier. Glad to see you finally received those checks I sent you.1:03 PM Jun 30th from twhirl in reply to dustyd
- Reason #73 why I shouldn't win powerball: I would pay a small town in Illinois to change it's name to Kim Jong.6:08 AM Jun 30th from web
- Dick Cheney is as puzzled as the rest of us as to how he made it through last week.6:57 PM Jun 29th from web
- You just hope Michael had a will. How else will his family know which silken paramilitary body thong he wanted to be buried in?5:57 PM Jun 29th from web
- Have a headache? Don't use Mighty Endit™.7:33 AM Jun 29th from web
- If there's a lesson to be learned from the events of the past few days it's that when AARP asks you to join, YOU JOIN.7:01 PM Jun 28th from web
- I'd be a bit leery of buying an iPhone app called Duck Hunt.5:33 PM Jun 28th from web
- Taking "Be a 50 year old celebrity" off my to-do list.9:15 AM Jun 28th from txt
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- Name Joe Schmidt
- Location Omaha, NE
- Web http://joeschmidt...
- Bio My head is heavy so I rest it on my hand.
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