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  1. Our cat smells like chicken noodle soup.
  2. @springtour Thanks for a fabulous show Saturday afternoon. Was able to restrain myself from singing along in on-stage seat. Wasn't easy!
  3. @sockington WHERE WAS HE? So glad he's back!
  4. Cat's new favorite toy is a dryer sheet. A dryer sheet.
  5. If you were a (smooth) criminal, today would be the day to commit a crime in LA.
  6. Why oh why can't cat poop smell like cupcakes?
  7. RT @thefount I'm not even going to tell you how awesome I am at apophasis.
  8. Could this be more awesome? http://bit.ly/3Sj56 No.
  9. Boris Karloff = excellent Frankenstein. Too bad that Maria-is-a-boat thing didn't work out so well.
  10. I think the internet exploded.
  11. RT @joelmchale Michael Johns is the best thing out of Australia since Yahoo Serious.
  12. @gleetv http://twitpic.com/85h6z - Michael Hitchcock! Excellent.
  13. RT@GLEETVhttp://twitpic.com/85h6z - two amazing guest stars...Favorite worlds collide!
  14. These Jujubes are too soft.
  15. You're sloppy babies!
  16. Your resentment is delicious.
  17. @thefount hahahaha! Twangsta!
  18. I should probably check this more often. Some of you people are funny!
  19. I'm not really a fan of all this # @ & % ^ ! $ twitter stuff.
  20. @mirsasha Whew! :) I am hoping for a mild breakout here and a possible 7-day quarantine! ;)