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  1. July 4th fireworks on a boat with kids and friends. Awesome. Happy birthday America.
  2. On highway 15 in NJ north of Sparta, stuck in a major traffic jam, other side of the road seems intermittently closed. http://bit.ly/EqOW4
  3. @MikeTRose the only edit The Matrix needs is to chop the end after the camera pulls out, right before Super-Keanu flies through the frame.
  4. NetbookBootMaker is ridiculously easy on a Lenovo S10. http://bit.ly/SNGuE
  5. From #IranElection to #moonfruit. You stay classy humanity.
  6. Good God, @deanna_h_almond might be the most annoying twitterbot I've seen yet. blocked and reported
  7. Hey Amazon, what is the point of your "read it now digital upgrade" if it's not Kindle-compatible? Can I get my $1.99 back?
  8. Internal combustion engines replaced horses and beasts of burden. Pedicabs and bike-carts replace engines w/ people. This isn't progress.
  9. @ShawnKing rainbow recipe
  10. @flargh I expect that "getting it pulled" was an anticipated outcome for the IE8 ad and probably the biggest win. Now it truly goes viral.
  11. @barbaramaller seltzer with 1/4 - 1/3 OJ. A twist of lemon isn't enough
  12. The day MJ died, AT&T delivered 65k SMS/second. At $0.05 per SMS, that's about $140M in 12 hours. $T (via @chockenberry) http://bit.ly/LM6aT
  13. @MargaretKM run! (or wait until the rain stops, then run)
  14. @ifcorey there's a joke in here about getting you a new pair of shoes, but it's just not coming together for me this morning
  15. tsk tsk @zappos... Another one for @ifcorey's file. http://bit.ly/KxkFb
  16. if I ever end up making t-shirts, most will probably end up being tweaks on existing shirts that didn't meet my standards of subtlety.
  17. @barbaramaller blame @benmaller, not my suggestion. I never figured out how to manage more than one stream. Also, total protonic reversal.
  18. tonight seems to be shuffle-massive-quantities-of-data night.
  19. @siracusa blame google.
  20. Quality customer care: when the checkout girl at the market is only listening to one of her iPod's earbuds.