joemaller
- July 4th fireworks on a boat with kids and friends. Awesome. Happy birthday America.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
- On highway 15 in NJ north of Sparta, stuck in a major traffic jam, other side of the road seems intermittently closed.
http://bit.ly/EqOW410:13 AM Jul 3rd from Tweetie
- @MikeTRose the only edit The Matrix needs is to chop the end after the camera pulls out, right before Super-Keanu flies through the frame.9:14 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to MikeTRose
- NetbookBootMaker is ridiculously easy on a Lenovo S10. http://bit.ly/SNGuE8:46 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- From #IranElection to #moonfruit. You stay classy humanity.5:40 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- Good God, @deanna_h_almond might be the most annoying twitterbot I've seen yet. blocked and reported2:27 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to deanna_h_almond
- Hey Amazon, what is the point of your "read it now digital upgrade" if it's not Kindle-compatible? Can I get my $1.99 back?2:00 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- Internal combustion engines replaced horses and beasts of burden. Pedicabs and bike-carts replace engines w/ people. This isn't progress.1:17 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
- @ShawnKing rainbow recipe12:36 PM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to ShawnKing
- @flargh I expect that "getting it pulled" was an anticipated outcome for the IE8 ad and probably the biggest win. Now it truly goes viral.11:57 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to flargh
- @barbaramaller seltzer with 1/4 - 1/3 OJ. A twist of lemon isn't enough11:10 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to barbaramaller
- The day MJ died, AT&T delivered 65k SMS/second. At $0.05 per SMS, that's about $140M in 12 hours. $T (via @chockenberry) http://bit.ly/LM6aT9:53 AM Jul 2nd from bit.ly
- @MargaretKM run! (or wait until the rain stops, then run)8:37 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to MargaretKM
- @ifcorey there's a joke in here about getting you a new pair of shoes, but it's just not coming together for me this morning8:33 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie in reply to ifcorey
- tsk tsk @zappos... Another one for @ifcorey's file. http://bit.ly/KxkFb7:53 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- if I ever end up making t-shirts, most will probably end up being tweaks on existing shirts that didn't meet my standards of subtlety.8:50 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- @barbaramaller blame @benmaller, not my suggestion. I never figured out how to manage more than one stream. Also, total protonic reversal.8:47 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to barbaramaller
- tonight seems to be shuffle-massive-quantities-of-data night.7:43 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
- @siracusa blame google.5:42 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie in reply to siracusa
- Quality customer care: when the checkout girl at the market is only listening to one of her iPod's earbuds.5:40 PM Jul 1st from Tweetie
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