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  1. $20 tip, bitches!
  2. i am so hot that i got an extra break. the other dealer can't win so they like her better.
  3. dealing an aces up event in more liver, just north of isabel and vineyard. driven through here on the way to tahoe countless times.
  4. license plate frame at oakridge: i prayed, daddy payed #badspelling #fb
  5. lost 7 lbs yesterday but feels a lot better today. It was just some bad 39-cent food. Gee, guess it would be better to work from home :D #fb
  6. remembers Working Assets Long Distance and wonders whether Credo Mobile is just as responsible. Has anyone used them? #fb
  7. thinks cricket standup comedians are especially self-conscious because when they go on stage all they hear is chirping. #fb
  8. why do women call them "uggs" when the brand is "ugg"? it's not as if they're sold at "luckys."
  9. can truthfully be told "happy new haircut," with or without the Klubbie accent. #fb
  10. at foodmaxx there are 9 kinds of cheetos and 5 kinds of fritos -- no joke!
  11. would appreciate any suggestions regarding new hockey gloves. Will be buying them online tomorrow.
  12. bally total fitness sure likes panic switch by silversun pickups. they've shown the video twice during the past hour.
  13. Remember how those PSA jets would have a smile painted on the front? I wonder whether a "Leer" jet makes a different face.
  14. nothing is sadder than seeing a latin kid pronounce "junipero" "JUNE-ih-pear-oh." why am i not teaching again?
  15. you know what we need? another tweet saying the bay bridge is reopening this afternoon. that's what we need. #rant
  16. yes, that's what we need. $5 footlong subway ads with OUTTAKES. jesus.
  17. cvs is raising their regular prices on halloween candy so 50% off really isn't half off. sneaky!
  18. the hot toddies are the best band ever, and html is the best song ever. EVER!
  19. amazing how hard it is for people not to throw food away in the kscu garbage, despite how many times we're told not to. yay, maggots!
  20. ph34r the 4q3RS!