JoelsHitShow
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$20 tip, bitches!
11:20 PM Nov 7th
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i am so hot that i got an extra break. the other dealer can't win so they like her better.
10:21 PM Nov 7th
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dealing an aces up event in more liver, just north of isabel and vineyard. driven through here on the way to tahoe countless times.
9:31 PM Nov 7th
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license plate frame at oakridge: i prayed, daddy payed
4:17 PM Nov 7th
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lost 7 lbs yesterday but feels a lot better today. It was just some bad 39-cent food. Gee, guess it would be better to work from home :D
10:23 AM Nov 6th
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remembers Working Assets Long Distance and wonders whether Credo Mobile is just as responsible. Has anyone used them?
7:10 PM Nov 4th
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thinks cricket standup comedians are especially self-conscious because when they go on stage all they hear is chirping.
6:33 AM Nov 4th
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why do women call them "uggs" when the brand is "ugg"? it's not as if they're sold at "luckys."
4:38 PM Nov 3rd
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can truthfully be told "happy new haircut," with or without the Klubbie accent.
3:21 PM Nov 3rd
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at foodmaxx there are 9 kinds of cheetos and 5 kinds of fritos -- no joke!
1:41 PM Nov 3rd
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would appreciate any suggestions regarding new hockey gloves. Will be buying them online tomorrow.
9:21 AM Nov 3rd
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bally total fitness sure likes panic switch by silversun pickups. they've shown the video twice during the past hour.
7:43 AM Nov 3rd
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Remember how those PSA jets would have a smile painted on the front? I wonder whether a "Leer" jet makes a different face.
11:10 AM Nov 2nd
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nothing is sadder than seeing a latin kid pronounce "junipero" "JUNE-ih-pear-oh." why am i not teaching again?
7:42 AM Nov 2nd
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you know what we need? another tweet saying the bay bridge is reopening this afternoon. that's what we need.
6:05 AM Nov 2nd
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yes, that's what we need. $5 footlong subway ads with OUTTAKES. jesus.
8:22 PM Nov 1st
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cvs is raising their regular prices on halloween candy so 50% off really isn't half off. sneaky!
3:15 PM Nov 1st
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the hot toddies are the best band ever, and html is the best song ever. EVER!
2:33 PM Nov 1st
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amazing how hard it is for people not to throw food away in the kscu garbage, despite how many times we're told not to. yay, maggots!
12:47 PM Nov 1st
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ph34r the 4q3RS!
11:28 AM Nov 1st
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